This could be a winner.
Is this kinda like the “uni-brow”?
Hmm… just for CYA purposes…the gentle reader should be “warned” that the website contains an animated representation of “boobage”.
And you can click through to ‘pictures’ of consolidated breasts.
It’s like coming face to breast with Cyclops…
It’s UniBoob! Now with double the breast size of the original two boobs.
I bet shopping for bras is a real hang-up.
Okay, that’s just fucking sick. It’s been a while now, so I think it’s time for another meeting of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. Come on everybody, say it loud:
SMALL BREASTS ARE BEAUTIFUL AND FUN!!!
A lot of guys out there, like me, feel breast size doesn’t really matter, but still have a special place in our hearts for the little guys (or gals, I guess it all depends on how you name them). So here’s a little riddle for you: What’s worse than two small breasts?
One large one in the middle of your chest!!!
If this guy is serious, he needs to be dragged into the street, beaten within an inch of his life, and then smothered by having a rhino sit on his face (rhinos and boobs really have nothing to do with one another, it’s just conversation yesturday gravitated to people dying from smothering while having their face sat on, and well, I figured it needed the extra umpf of a pachiderm to help with the visual).
Also, you’d have to wear nothing but turtlenecks, wouldn’t you? I mean, everything you’ve got that’s low cut would be showing off your boob. And if you think guys stare too much already…damn…
Pssst. You might wish to check out the “bio” of the doc.
Right. We all know that no REAL gynecologists play volleyball!
(what???)
Someone help me out here.
Please?
I hear Bud Selig is considering it for his wife.
Why on earth would anyone want to “correct” small breasts…? They’re lovely, fun, and exciting… No correction needed!
Lifetime member of the IBTC checking in. Yea for small breasts!
It’s not size that matters, it’s what you with it (or them) that counts 
Well, someone was going to say it eventually
Here are more quotes that should help with the ‘whoosh’ factor:
and
I suspect the creator of the site is quite the Christopher Guest fan, too.
What tiny boob problem?
Wasn’t there a line in A Chorus Line where one dancer says to another, “I’d give both of mine for one of yours” ?
Well, the good news is now she won’t have to!
er…come on folks! This thing is a joke! Beagledave caught it. Too absurd to be real. Kinda like the state of Nebraska and “A Modest Proposal.”
The ultimate solution for tiny boobs:
GO TOPLESS!
YAHOO!
YEEHAW!
YIPPEE KI YAY!
so sorry.
I, too, think Nebraska is absurd. And I’m from Oklahoma. Top that.
Serious about the topless rant, girls. At least consider it. Even if your boobs are big’uns.
Um, from the second surgery (assuming for one bleak second that this is real), isn’t fat transplanted from one place on the body to another frowned upon because it can (and often does, IIRC) show up on breast exams as white/cancerous tissue? If that’s the case, that second woman, if she got cancer, could lose her uniboob…if you can’t see cancer, you probably can’t fight it, either.
Then she’d be even worse off than she was before.
And Dr. Marty’s e-mail address is at Hotmail . . . I’d think if he was a real doctor he’d have his own domain and not a Tripod site.