It seems like using those things would take a lot of practice. Also they look slightly dangerous, like you might* fall off *or something.
Nah, too hot in the summer.
Chicken and dumplings, if you catch my drift.
Oh, it’s called by A LOT of other names! Should we start a list? 
It’s just like riding a bike. With no seat.
Men massively overrate the allure of vaginal penetration as a means for women’s pleasure (for obvious reasons). The idea that lesbians primarily use strap ons or dildos or that they scissor each other is a fantasy of straight dudes. Scissoring in particular is a miserable method of getting an orgasm, but hey, it sure looks cool.
If oral is a spice, then it’d better be salt. No, seriously, oral really belongs to the “things I pull out almost every time I have sex” list even more than a penis.
My wife seems, for lack of a better word, ticklish down there. Almost any external stimulation results in her telling me to stop doing that down there and just get too it. Me? I like giving and love receiving oral but I rarely orgasm that way so we’re back to vaginal sex by the end of the evening. It’s very often mutually satisfying.
When I waggle my eyebrows at my wife and ask if she’s missing something from our menu, she always tells me no. If I start something unusual then often she’ll indulge me but there’s an air of humoring me and that usually takes the fun out of it for next time. I have a small box of tricks that have only been used once.
I’m not a guy or anything, but doesn’t it feel good to have one’s penis surrounded by an orifice? Why isn’t a vagina intended for a penis to be inserted into it?
Way, waaaaay too narrow.
About 1/3 to 1/2 of Spanish women masturbate without touching themselves (or ourselves, I should say); having masturbated in public with my clothes on and the knowledge that the only people who’d notice would be other women who could, I have no problem believing that lesbians can have sex with each other with their clothes on. Should we call our orgasms by a different name?
We can cum on a boat,
We can cum while in a pool we float,
We can cum in a plane,
Or on a commuter train!
We can cum in a group,
While using a hula-hoop!
We can cum so many ways
That are known only to the female gays.
(With apologies to Dr. Seuess…)
S’okay, I’ll keep you safe.
(snipped)
WAT
Am I misreading this, or do you flick the bean in public through your clothing?
That is because you are a man your primary sex organ (other than your brain) is your penis, therefore, it is frequently the star of the show from your viewpoint.
A penis is not necessary for enjoyable sex to ensue. They’re a gosh darn amount of fun but they aren’t necessary from a woman’s viewpoint.
Nor are they necessary from a man’s viewpoint.
I haven’t had an erection in years, since I was about 65. It’s the best thing that ever happened to our sex lives.
Well, OK - I didn’t feel qualified to speak for the men, not being one.
Care to enlighten us as to the mechanics? You can be vague.
N/M
I am curious how this has been good for your sex life.
‘Alternative orifice’ haha, brilliant!
Wish they could re-write something like Lady Chatterley with such phrases.