Some Non-PC Gay sex questions...

drewtwo99, resident gay doper checking in. Here’s some statistics that I’m guessing are mostly correct to describe my long-term relationship sex life.

First, let’s define sex as any action that brings one or both partners to orgasm. Given that, then…

about 40-60% probably comes from anal sex
20-40% probably comes from oral sex
20-40% probably comes from mutual manual sex (hand jobs, or jacking off together)

Rough estimates, but that’s about how it is for me, in my current relationship. It varies from partner to partner.

Damn dude, that’s like 140% sex. You should take a break once in a while and eat if you wanna keep living.

If you take the maximum from each of those, then yes. If not, then don’t worry, I’m only having 100% sex. Basically, if the first one is really 60% and not 40%, then the other two are 20% each. It’s hard to come up with exact percentages. I don’t log all my sexual encounters in a ledger.

Slacker.

Gee, thanks for ruining one of my fondest childhood memories GrumpyBunny!
(Seriously, that was brilliant.)

:slight_smile:

Wasn’t it Susie Bright who said “[Lesbians] don’t have any problems with penises. We just don’t like them on men.”?

Susie Bright is bisexual, so she presumably does like penises on men.

Not flicking any beans and no “through my clothing”. My hands were atop the desk. It’s all muscle work.

First of all, with the right stimulation, I still have full orgasms with complete ejaculations. The only thing missing is the erection.

It tends to diffuse and broaden my sexuality, rather than the urgency and specificity that comes with an erection. I no longer have this specific body part that’s screaming that it needs attention NOW!!! In a way, it approaches the full-body experience that, I hear, is more common with women.

Much, much better.

Which muscles? How exactly?

google ‘kegel’

[QUOTE=Doug Stanhope]
…and more holes. That’s what you ladies need, more holes! That would help out. That would perk me up. A new and exciting hole.
[/QUOTE]

“Unlimited Orifices” would be… a difficult band name to say.

This ^

& Too cold in the Winter.

…as well.

That “Meg Ryan” scene makes a lot more sense now.

Ha! Yes, I think I have read that quote by her; and yes, she suddenly became (discovered she was) bisexual in later life which was mildly confusing to all those who worshipped her as the premier lesbian pornographer for decades.

I’d say 10-20% on the mutual masturbation, but otherwise about the same for me and my husband.