Just thought I’d ask this time honored question…as I am having a bout with insomnia this eve…
Whats your favorite movie quote…?
Hm. I thought “Kaiser knife” was in there somewhere…
Oh, well. What’s my favourite? Let me think…
“No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.” – GOldfinger
“Give me that baby, you warthog from hell!” –Raising Arizona
“Don’t you come back until you get me a toddler!” – Raising Arizona
“Her womb was a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.” – Raising Arizona
“We all go a little mad sometimes.” – Psycho
“Father, can you spare a quarter for an old altar boy? I’m Catholic.” – The Exorcist
“Your mother sucks cocks in hell!” – The Exorcist
“It is a good day to die.” – Little Big Man
“Everything in life contains a particle of risk.” – “Little Big Man”
“I’m an excellent driver.” – Rainman
“I’m gonna cut off your nose and shove it up the mouth of your dick!” – Bang!
Ye gods and little fishes! There are so many lines that I remember from films, and they all have their place. Choose one of the above. Or choose this one:
"“I bring you a message. Exactly six miles north of Skagg Mountain in the Valley of Pain, there lives an evil devil-monster. His name is Bingo Gas Station Motel Cheeseburger With A Side of Aircraft Noise And You’ll Be Gary Indiana. And he loves to hurt people. The last time I saw Bingo Gas Station Motel Cheeseburger With A Side of Aircraft Noise And You’ll Be Gary Indiana, he told me what he wants to do. He wants to come down here and kill each and every one of you.” – Greaser’s Palace
Or maybe I’ll come back tomorrow with some more.
“On the run from Johnny Law…ain’t no trip to Cleveland.”
–Bottle Rocket
Raising Arizona - “Works what kept us happy…”
Raising Arizona - “…And when there was no crawdad to be found we ate Sand…”
Raising Arizona - …" they were Jammies, I don’t know they had yoda’s n’shit on’em…"
Raising Arizona was wrought with philosophy. Thank’s for bringing it up Johnny…
“You keep lookin’ at me, and you’ll see me kill you.” – Freejack
“I’ll pump you so full of lead, you’ll be using your dick for a pencil!” – The Three Amigos
“So, I suppose that’s your friend there in the wood chipper.” – Fargo
"How much time before the collision? "
“If its speed remains constant… in an hour and 57 minutes.”
"I’ll call you back in two hours. "
-The 5th Element
“Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?”
“Ash: Nope. Just me baby… Just me.”
-Army of Darkness
“You ain’t leadin’ but two things right now. Jack and Shit. And Jack left town.”
-Army of Darkness (Pretty much everything Ash says in the movie)
almost forgot
“You’re not a cook!!”
“I also cook…”
-Under Seige
“What are you?!”
“I’m Batman.”
And along the same lines…
“This is my gift. This is my curse. Who am I? I’m Spider-Man.”
“I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.” - Donne Darko
Raising Arizona “Boy, You got a panty on your head”.
“One, two, three, four [horrible music] Never had *one * lesson”. Ferris Buehler’s Day Off
“You know, For kids” * The Hudsucker Proxy"*
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning” Apocalypse Now
“Say Hello to my Little friend!”-Scarface
“First you get the Money, then you get the power, then you get the Women”-Scarface
“I’ve only got two things: My word and my balls, and I don’t break either of them for anybody”.-Scarface
“I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I’m gonna cut him up real nice”-Scarface
Not my favorite movie, but I’ve had the qoutes stuck in my head since I last saw it.
And,
“Shop Smart! Shop S-mart! Got that?”-Army of Darkness
“Well, Hello Mr. Fancypants!”-Army of Darkness
So many good lines.
“Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.” - MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL
- hehehe*
God:What are you doing now?
King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
God: Well, don’t. It’s just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing.
Monty Python and the holy Grail
Can’t do it, Red. I need every swingin’ dick in the field. – Sgt Barnes, Platoon
We are the singing dancing crap of the world. – Edward Norton’s character in Fight Club
“Take me, Gandalf! You must take me!”
“Do not…tempt me, Frodo!”
“Why, Kate… you’re not wearing a bustle. How lewd.” - Doc
“Johnny Tyler, you madcap.” - Doc
“Yer a daisy if you do.” - Doc
“Wyatt, I am rolling.” - Doc
“Piss on you, Wyatt.” - Doc
“I’m getting tired of your gas, now jerk that pistol and go to work. I said throw down, boy! You gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?” - Wyatt
“Your friends might be able to get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe. You understand?” - Wyatt
All from Tombstone
Since this is just for fun, I’ll give one from a TV show–Buffy–instead of a movie. I, of course, am a musician.
Xander: This “cool” thing…what is it, where do you get it? Who doesn’t have it and who decides who doesn’t have it? What is the essence of “cool”?
Oz: Not sure.
Xander: You, yourself, are considered more or less cool–why is that?
Oz: Am I?
Xander: Is it about the talking? You know, the way you tend to express yourself in short, non-committal phrases?
Oz: Could be.
Xander: I know, you’re in a band! That’s like a business-class ticket to cool with complementary MoJo after take-off! I gotta learn an instrument. Is it hard to play guitar?
Oz: Not the way I play it.
Xander: OK, but on the other hand–eighth grade–I’m taking the Flugelhorn and getting zero trim. So the whole instrument thing could be a mislead.
“Hallo! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”–Inigo, The Princess Bride
“Love me, fear me, do as I say and I will be your slave.”–Jareth, Labyrinth
Lilli :“Do you speak their language?”
Jack: “They express only love and laughter, dark thoughts are unknown to them.”–Legend
Here’s another vote for “anything Ash says in Army of Darkness.”
“I want to buy this ho’s freedom!” - Iron Monkey
“No more rhyming now, I mean it!”
“Anybody want a peanut?”
-Vizzini and Fezzik, The Princess Bride
Ash: talking to mirror I’m fine… I’m fine…
Mirror Ash: I don’t think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound fine?
Since board rules forbid posting of entire songs, I’m assuming posting of entire screenplays is frowned upon as well, so my vote goes to anything from The Big Lebowski.
“Why would I shoot a bloke, then drive him to the hospital at a hundred miles an hour? It totally defeats the purpose of shooting him.” Chopper
And Harvey Keitel’s monologue about the proper way to deal with the customers and employees of the diamond store from Reservoir Dogs