According to the celebrity birthday section of my local paper, today(June 13th) is the 16th birthday of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.
So for those of you keeping track:
The National Olsen Twins Jailbait Expiration Countdown Clock stands at T-Minus 730 days and counting.
ummm . . .
in Louisiana, that’s only 365 days (age of consent = 17). Not that I am counting.
I’ve often found it extremely odd that in this state, a man can legally have sex with a seventeen year old girl, yet, if he gives her a beer, he could go to jail.
I predict they will be doing porn before they are 20.
They’re legal in Ireland. Not that I’d go near those gibbon faced freaks, but just so you know.
Who?
They look like a pair of Troll Dolls.
No chance in hell. They’re so insanely loaded from all those stupid Mary-Kate and Ashley videos and the various other things they’ve done that they could each spend a million bucks a day and STILL have money left over after a year. Now at 30, after 10 years of heavy drug use and mismanagement, maybe. But 20? Nah, too soon.
Why would it be sick for someone to say “I can’t wait until they’re 18?” What’s so unreasonable about speculation on the future hotness of a girl? It would only be sick if someone said “DA-YAM, I wanna hit that right now!”
I personally wonder why we need them when there are plenty of perfectly hot over-18s already.
I wonder why Jack Batty hasn’t made an appearance in this thread yet.
DA-YAM, I’m 16 and I wanna hit that right now!
I’m guessing the Olsen house will remain a cherry jar for a long time to come.
better still, 730 days until fake photoshopped nudes appear on the internet!
Spritle, who has no clue if there already are fake nudes of them on the 'net and who does not really care.
Lets see…
We got “Gotcha ya!”, “Fucko off!” and now, my personal favorite, “DA-YAM!”
I scream, you scream, we all denounce Christ for Ice Cream!
Even the notion of stereographic porn isn’t enough to make this an option.
I’d be surprised if there weren’t.
Times like this make me glad I prefer older women.
i wrote my perspective on the elfin vixens a while ago. here’s the link if anyone’s interested. their clothes line is cherry-picking fresh.
http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/2001_2/09_13/news_upfront3.html
Yeah, we can only hope someone will put SOMEBODY ELSE’S faces on them. 
That’s fucking cold, man.
Porn? I don’t think so. A spread in Playboy? Quite possible. And likely I will buy it, dirty old man that I’ll inevitably be 