Some things you should (or would) never ever Google

I’m not finding anything dirty/scary on a lot of these suggests. I notice that over time the porn websites get crowded out by regular sites. Back in the day, googling “homosexuality” used to get you porn sites, “Little Women” gave you child porn. Now proper websites have replaced the dirty ones.

I’ll spare them the shock: it’s a Sardinian cheese that’s allowed to become maggoty before serving.

Sardinians are cuckoo all right. A coastal people, they were invaded so often from the sea that they eventually just decided to pretend it wasn’t there. No eating fish, no maritime trade, no nice beach vacations…nothing.

Never attempt to help the kindly grandmother who sits next to you at the office find an “XMen” costume for her grandson by typing in (not Googling) xmen.com

:eek:

Thank God the IT guys at the office are reasonable.

VCNJ~

I work in a physics teaching lab. One of the little devices we use to demonstarte a certain physical principle was manufactured in the 60’s by the Gay Toy Company. Do not do a google search for “gay toys” from a work computer.

I recently discovered that my great-aunt died aged 4 in 1892 of “cancrum oris”. Naive fool that I am, I Googled it. Don’t do so yourself. At least, don’t go to any site with pictures.

:smiley: This made me laugh.

Searching Google-Image for “Cheeseburger” gave us interesting results at the newspaper office once.

Don’t google (images) herpes. :eek:

I don’t get it, the first couple of pages are all for various weapons, one or two for people with the surname “Halbred”, and some game forums.

Well, I got an extremely overweight naked woman holding a halberd.

My contribution: “drilldo.” It’s pretty much what you’d expect, and yet so much worse.

Why, oh why, oh why, oh why, oh why?
:smack:

Once one of my coworkers was trying to find out how long the gestation period was for pregnant cats. I don’t remember what all my search terms were, but I think they were simply “cat pregnant gestation” or something obvious like that. We got porn.

I’m fighting super hard not to google any of the other things I’ve read in this thread. My dinner is resting uneasy just remembering last time I succumbed to temptation and clicked on harlequin baby links.

I’ve made that mistake before…

Though I don’t know if I should go into detail what I saw. I almost did.

I would certainly never google “teratoma”

eunuch :eek:

For the love of…whatever, do not google “google.”

:slight_smile:

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Well, I got an extremely overweight naked woman holding a halberd.

Seeing as quite a bit of the population is obese, I don’t think that’s in league with harlequin babies and subincision.

I know! IknowIknowIknow!! GOATSE!

Google makes no sense sometimes. The first image I get for eunuch is a picture of… a man with a penis.

That’s rather akin to when I googled “D cup breasts” and got a picture of a flat-chested asian girl, only to google “A cup breasts” and get a picture of, well, Russ Meyer

Except, well, she wasn’t wearing clothing in the picture I got.

fluffyemu :
Pssst: Russ Meyer is a guy. He directed the movie that sill is from ( Vixen, IIRC), and a lot of other flicks with unbelievably-boobed women. Look up his entry on the IMDB.