So I just read this story on Overheard in the Office :
Fat lady: I want your 21-piece bucket of chicken.
Rude employee: Is that for here, or to go?
Fat lady: You think I can eat this whole thing by myself?
Rude employee: I don’t know your life. Bitch!
So I said to myself, “Hey, Caricci, that story sounds familiar.” Well, I just looked for the damn thread it came from and can’t find it, but I know I first heard this story, told in a more amusingly snappy manner right here on the SDMB! I believe “Rude employee” was known as “Brave Little Counterman” or something.
Actually, I often think “Bitch, I don’t know your life” when dealing with the public.
So, come on, help a Doper out and tell me I’m right.