A Smith and Wesson model 67 in .38 running Glaser safety rounds
The scenario I prepare for when practicing at the firing range is one shot through the heart. 
Why, the Davy Crockett of course.
It’s the only way to be sure.
Cool! I’m a major Russian history buff-and while it’s very unlikely I can afford it, it’s nice to know where to hook up when I can eventually. That would probably scare the living shit out of someone.
Sorry, Guin. The closest I found was a thin chunk of braided leather that wasn’t much better than a short riding crop.
I have a sword and a didgeridoo and once they’ve heard me play the 'doo, they’ll opt for the sword. 
Well, if i can find them in time, a Colt 45 1917 revolver, a 38 Charter arms revolver , a .22 of who remembers what brand, an SKS, and an AR7.