Someone claims to have invented a no-calorie, no-hangover alcohol? Is he a Nutt?

Yes, David Nutt, a British scientist, claims to have invented Alcarelle, the first no calorie drink that gives drinkers a buzz without a hangover.


In theory it sounds promising. I’ll hold off on the ticker tape parade, though, until they’ve completed some longitudinal studies and determined whether or not it causes cancer, birth defects, or results in the growth of a third eye.

Yeah I guess the world is crying out for a lo-cal alcohol so that dieters can drink enough to forget that their diet doesn’t let them eat enough. Cheers.

First transparent aluminum, now synthehol.

Truly we live in wondrous times.