I have a problem I’ve had this song going around my head for the last two days, I need someone to take it off my hands.
:ahem:
“My name is Michael, I’ve got a nickel,
I’ve got a nickel shiney and new
I’m gonna buy me all kinds of candy
That’s what I’m gonna do”
Thank you for your co-operation
Keith
Someone else, besides me, needs to get laid.
Well, so do I.
Sex life notwithstanding, though (now THERE’S a funny word when written!), there’s a simple way to get that song out of your head: Replace it with somethng else.
(I shouldn’t do this, 'coz Dopers coast-to coast and abroad will hate me for it)
I use “It’s a Small World After All.”
If you can’t remember the words, they go:
It’s a world of laughter, a world of tears.
It’s a world of hope and a world of fears.
It’s the love that we share,
Anytime, anywhere,
It’s a small world after all.
It’s a small world after all,
It’s a small world after all,
It’s a small world after all,
It’s a small, small world.
(Repeat until friends and family call the men in the white coats)
blessedwolf, you are evil and you must be stopped.
The only song that works every time and is not totally unbearable itself is “Faith” by George Michael. It’s like a moist towelette for the brain.
And this is a bad thing?
I once mentioned JUST the title of the song to a manager at the Applebee’s where I worked, and it was two months before he stopped singing, humming and/or whistling it.
how you say? Mwa-ha-ha!!
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*Originally posted by blessedwolf *
“It’s a Small World After All.”
My friend Jeff got stuck on that ride for 45 minutes. There he sat, in the dark, while the song droned on and on and on. He was never really the same after that. The Long, Dark Amusement Park Ride of the Soul
…just for the record:
“Playground In My Mind”-Clint Holmes
…yeah, now it’s playing in my head too.
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*Originally posted by Lnix *
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I think I would have gnawed my own wrist until I bled to death. But maybe that’s just me.
yep, at least one other…