Witch Fingers!
She says they taste awesome.
This is the kind of thing I knew would happen when Senator Kelly lost his seat on the Agriculture Committee.
Don’t they have the disadvantage of a higher skin to pulp ratio?
The shape is suboptimal, but if they are basically larger than their spheroid cousins (and I don’t know whether that’s the case), that might get it back to an equivalent surface-area-to-volume ratio.