someone play the "priceless" game with me

I am sure this has been done before, but my niece and I were playing it today, and I thought it would be really neat to see it on a SDMB scale.
of course, you can play even if you haven’t seen the commercials, once you get the general idea( and assuming this thread isn’t closed because I broke some board rule I don’t remember)

29.95 : the cost of one penis pump
5.99 : The cost of the instrutional video “Penis enlarging techniques”

Having a 10 year old find it, show it to your mother, and ask if she can use it to pump up her flat bike tire…
Priceless
I am sure you guys have many more to add as I think the folks at the SDMB are the only people that could have the horror of blimps, death rays, and Opal :smiley:

Your firstborn sons first birthday cake: 15.00

Decorations for the party: 20.50
Him finding the vibrator with the light in the tip and, after turning it on, walking into a room full of women including your great aunt: PRICELESS

Pocket Rocket 5000 : 14.99
Waterbed you hide pocket rocket under: 150.00

Having your 9 month old nephew find it, turn it on, and teeth on it while your back was turned

Pricless