Today I left my office and walked down the street to the Barnes and Noble to see if they had a particular book I was looking for in stock. On my way past the mall I get caught at a light and as I am waiting to cross the street I hear someone behind me say, “Hubba Hubba!” I really didn’t think anything of it and assumed that he was addressing someone else and continued waiting for the signal to change.
Then a few seconds later I hear, “Hey beautiful, where are you headed?” I turn around to see that I am, in fact, the one being hit on. The gentleman addressing me must have been about 75 years old! He reminded me of Hans Moleman in a wheelchair. I smiled and thanked him for the compliment and for a few minutes we made small talk about the traffic and the weather, and he proceeded to tell me that I am very, very attractive. Then he asked me if I was married. I told him that I am not married and he immediately suggested that we head down to the courthouse and get hitched right away. At this point I made up a little fib and told him that I have a boyfriend but I assured him that if I were not taken I would have accepted his offer. At that point the signal changed and I crossed the street and headed into the bookstore, out of sight of my suitor.
So now I have been proposed to twice in my life, once by my ex fiance and once by my new septuagenarian friend. I called my roommate and told her about it and she says that I might have missed the boat and should go find out if he is rich or not, but since that didn’t work out too well for Anna Nicole Smith I don’t think I will be trying to track down my admirerer anytime soon.
Now it is your turn…tell me your funny marriage proposal stories!