Whoa! I think I must be near the end of their route then. But sleeping until 10 am isn’t late when one didn’t get to sleep until 3 am and wakes up every hour on the hour. But it sounds like we have the makings for a class action suit.
I once answered the door in what I had slept in, a very thin tank top (no bra) and my Beavis and Butthead boxer shorts, after that I didn’t get bothered again for quite some time.
I don’t smoke either, can I borrow your penis?