I just went on my lunch break… guess what!!! 3 minutes later i’m back because SOMEONE STOLE MY BLEEPING LUNCH!! AAARRGH!!! We have 3 huge communal refridgerators at work and I cheerfully brought my lunch today (a cold jack in the box cheeseburger and 3 mini corn muffins THE LAST mini corn muffins I had!) I wanted those corn muffins con sarnit! I got a late lunch because I was busy (its almost 4) and now Im hungry, I can’t live on this mornings pop tarts.
I just hope whoever stole it stole it because they couldnt afford to eat and were starving and not because it just looked good.
Did I mention?
SOMEONE STOLE MY BLEEPING LUNCH!! 
…i’m hungry…
Why you saucy potatoe!!! I’m gonna… Mmmmm… saucy potatoe… soooooooo… saucy… and potatoeie
I’m gonna slice you up and french fry you!
Actually I figure I will make the best of a bad situation. When I get home I’m gonna drink a beer or 2 real quick before I eat something so I can get that drinking when stomache is empty buzz. L 
An engineer where I once worked would routinely take someone’s lunch and leave a couple bucks in it’s place.
He claimed didn’t understand why people got annoyed. After all, he paid for it. :mad:
One morning I picked up his favorite coffee cup, handed him a buck, and smashed the cup right in front of him.
Vindictive? Yeah, but he quit swiping our lunches.
Peace,
mangeorge
mangeorge, I always took you for a pacifist!?
I got a good laugh from your story though. Did you use a hammer or just drop the cup on the ground? I would have liked to see the guy’s face.