Someone stole my flip flops!

[G0sp3l]

@Battle_Pope

I hear you. A good pair of thongs is a joy to the heart, a balm to the soul and indispensable in summer when the concrete footpaths are hot enough to burn your feet.

:eek: Someone stole her thong also! What kind of sick hippie party was this?

[kayaker]

@Really_Not_All_That_Bright

I don’t even like it when my wife steals my flip-flops to go outside for a smoke.

Some sort of chronic fungal infection, canker, or gnarly toenails, I’ll bet.

[Battle_Pope]

@G0sp3l

:eek: Someone stole her thong also! What kind of sick hippie party was this?

The best kind!

[Leaper]

@Really_Not_All_That_Bright

That’s kind of gross. Your flip-flops are covered in months or years of sweat and dead skin.

How is the latter gross? What do you think dust is, fairy dew?

As for the OP, at least he didn’t get just ONE stolen.

[Omar_Little]

@harmonicamoon

They were “Cream de la Creme” flips flops! So cushiony and comfy.

Well, do tell, what brand and style of flip flops were these?

[Count_Blucher]

@kayaker

Some sort of chronic fungal infection, canker, or gnarly toenails, I’ll bet.

…in her Thong!? :eek: :eek: :eek:

“How’d your date go…?”
“Not great.”
“Really? I thought she really liked you.”
“I don’t know about that. Everytime she moved close & gave me signals all I could smell was Feet…”

[harmonicamoon]

@Omar_Little

Well, do tell, what brand and style of flip flops were these?

They were Flojos.

And I got them at Costco. Paid $16.

Talked to the party hostess. They still haven’t showed up.

[BeeGee]

My Skechers Reggaes are the best and very kind to my arthritic knees. If I lost them I’d be bummed. That dirt and dead skin and stuff washes right out. In fact, my flip flops wash much easier than my winter shoes which also get sweat and dirt in them. When’s the last time you threw your lace-ups in the washer?