Well, yet another HILLARY yard sign has vanished from my front lawn. Apparently the perpetrator didn’t see the little “Attack cat” plaque on the front door. They should realize that every time I have to buy a new yard sign, that’s another donation to Hillary.
I’d actually put that last sentence on a small sign attached to the new yard sign.
Any chance you saw these guys creeping around?
Put up a Trump sign instead?
Then Hillary supporters would start taking it. 
Maybe Hillary people are stealing it to get further donations. They could even be selling you the exact same sign.
Serves you right for blocking out the scenery and breaking my mind. If God was here, he’d tell it to your face, man, you’re some kinda sinner.
I’m lookin’ at you, Miss Swank!