I was told to post here, I swear! Read as follows:
I am a girl. I pee. I read whilst I pee. Is this wrong?
You’ve never heard of the “Uncle John” seeries of bathroom books?
I love those books. I spend more time in the bathroom than I should now because I end up reading too much.
As to the OP. You read and pee? I only find that odd because I don’t have enough time to dawdle while peeing. Now doing the other…thats relaxing time. Heh
…and I noticed why you just posted this. Just a hint. Moderators frown on posting the same thread in two different forums.
I must needs ask thy forgiveness, O Great Moderators! I am new… oh, so new to this place and I know not the rules. I will never ever, EVER post same thread, two places again. Look kindly on my naivete, I beg of ye! Thank you… (my dramatic, Oscar-winning performance, FYI)
I read/play a gameboy during #2 until my feet are numb
*Licks finger… turns page… *
Somehow I always end up starting a new book in the little room. Don’t know why but it just feels right
[sub]I have the feeling I have to make a tough decision in the next 30 minutes.[/sub]
That’s the only place I get enough time to myself to actually read anything. If it weren’t for the bathroom I’d have probably become illiterate by now.
They really should print out short stories on toilet paper.
now THAT sounds like a money-making enterprise if i ever heard one.
bonus points: you can hold on-line competitions for ultra-short story submissions, with winners guaranteed publication of their entries. it’s a win-win-win – you make money, frustrated writers get their works printed, bored bathroom denizens get entertainment while they wait.
i want a cut of the proceeds, as marketing analyst.
Many mens rooms have newspapers posted above the urinals. I’ve also seen it used as advertising space(imagine being the salesperson).
Gameboy Advance is almost as necessary as toilet paper in my bathroom. 
I don’t read while I pee. I prefer to see what I’m aiming.
Particularly if a spider/bug happens to find his way into the toilet, I will take it to myself to ensure that it is throughougly annihilated prior to flushing.
Unless you are making a symbolic comment, you should avoid peeing on what you are reading.
How much can you read in 10 seconds?
[Hands Best Dramatic Poster in a IMHO Thread Award to SanguineSpider]