I was taking a shower after gym class today, and someone took my underwear. They didn’t even bother to take the clean and folded pair sitting right next to them. They took the dirty pair I threw in the back of my locker. Who would want them? Right now, some strange boy is wearing my underwear. I hope that is all he is doing with them.
I took 'em, Sharky.
Mwahahaha.
You thought they were dirty before.
Larry Mudd beat me to the punch line, but believe me, you’ll like mud in your shorts a lot better than beans.
Okay, “Here’s mud in your shorts” is now my official generic toast.
[tweek]AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! It’s the underwear gnomes!!![/tweek]
Robin
Maybe they had to shine their shoes.
Or maybe it was a prevert who just likes to sniff dirty underwear.
What ? NO ! Not me, stop looking at me like that, all of you stop it. ::runs away::
You called?
Were they batman under-roos? In which case it’s your own fault for having such fun underpants.
Teacher! Teacher! I declare!
Someone stole my underwear!
It wasn’t white, it wasn’t blue…
Teacher! Teacher! It was you!
The girls’ locker room at my high school had a small fridge for storing first aid stuff. One of the boys in the band annoyed a couple of girls so badly they bribed another boy into stealing his underwear while he was changing into his marching band uniform. They put it in the ice compartment of the fridge. Not that I’m suggesting you’d be annoying, but you have checked that there’s no fridge in the girls’ locker room…? :eek:
It was me. I needed a hat.
I’ve been in the girls locker room before 
and there isn’t a fridge in the girls locker room. There isn’t one in the boys either.
I thihnk someone took them to be funny. I’m not the only one to be missing underwear in my gym class. For about two weeks, people have been losing underwear.