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How can I register? I thought I had registered ages ago under either Homer7881 or Homer, but none of my normal passwords work for those names, so I figure not. It says registration is disabled because of an influx of retards. Do you have to know someone who knows someone to get in the boards now? Yeesh.

–Tim

I think they had a board outage not too long ago, so maybe your old accounts got killed. I think I signed up before, too, but I don’t remember the name or password so that’s no help.

Knowing the place, it’s just as likely that the “registration not working” is a fake, and the real registration is still there, but less obvious.

I guess, if all else fails, you could email an admin.

Dooby-dooby-doo…

Anyone else got any ideas? Badtz? Guin? Yojimbo?

–Tim

E-mail Lowtax?

I wonder…maybe SAAN invaded again-more Huggy Wars?

Were you there then, Homer? I didn’t participate in that round…I hear it was awful-pages and pages of nothing but Care Bears and Hello Kitty and kittens and puppies and bunnies.

LMAO…We 0wned the Off Topic Forums at Counter Strike MB. They were invading us with Goat Sec, and we totally nailed them with smiley bombs and cuddly animals. They were BEGGING us to stop.

:smiley:

To give you an idea of the last time I visited the SA forums, Cliff only had 10 pages of people he hates. :slight_smile:

I’ll try emailing Lowtax. All the other mods emails are blocked, but I’ll give the head honcho a shot.

So who all intermixes, anyway?

Badtz, Yojimbo, you, them Gray Path dudes, Mojo Jojo…

–Tim

I’ve never been registered there, but I know a lot of people-deliverator, Spank Me Jesus, Commie and Fiwer from SAAN.

BTW, WHAT is the story behind YU0=fag0t?

It’s always neat when you run into someone you know from another board. I know one person who posts on three of the same boards as I do, and several who post on two. One guy at SA showed up after someone showed him posts by someone who was using pics of his ex-girlfriend and claiming that it was her on SA, and it was a guy who I knew from a Deus Ex forum (the guy who checked for panties on every female character in the game by tranquilizing them and stacking them on stairs).

Oh, that’s fucked up about the panties. The only panties I checked on was that one scaredy-cat secretary that the MJ12 guard is talking to in the secret facility. She had a camel-toe. It kinda turned me on.

I’ve invited two guys who seemed pretty cool on the dsmtalk.com boards here to the SDMB, Toast and Tevenor, but I haven’t seen them around yet.

Is Yojimbo on SA the same one we have here, or is it just a shared name?

I keep wanting to make corrections to quotes, or interject a comment, or add something to a discussion on SA, or just say HAHA YU0=FUNY! but then I remember that I’m not registered, and can’t register, so I’m stuck behind a damn plexiglass wall. Then I have to look at porn till I’m not pissed off anymore.

::grumble grumble:: Wish I could remember if I’d registered before or not.

–Tim

BTW, you totally owned that pedo. It’s almost scary how bad you had his balls. SCHWEET.

Email one of the mods, they are generally pretty cool about it.