I think a Chicxulub-sized asteroid strike on the Moon would be pretty cool to watch.
The Tick would thwart it before it even got done writing “CHI”.
It’s the immigrants, even when it was the bears, I knew it was them.
And this happens just a few years after Pluto was demoted to a dwarf planet. Coincidence? I think not.
You know I’ve always felt that way myself but I was just too scared to verbalize it out loud because I felt slightly creepy for feeling that way.
Good to know I’m not alone! 
Yeah, has anyone seen Pluto lately?
Awww, never go to Pluto! It’s a Mickey Mouse planet!
-Mork from Ork. (Decades before Pluto was demoted, even the aliens knew!) 
Nope… I think it’s skulking around out there with those other Trans-Neptunian ne’er-do-wells. It’s gotten into bad company. Makemake is pissed because of its name (understandably); Eris is pissed because no-one takes it seriously (“Erisian”? It is to laugh); and Haumea is pissed because no-one ever remembers it. Expect more outbusts of icy temper from Pluto’s direction.
The Grebulons blew it up, Rupert is it’s replacement
No, no, no. Jupiter wasn’t hit by anything. It just fell down the stairs, that’s all. You know how clumsy Jupiter can be. Why don’t you mind your own business?
High five, looking-forward-to-our-inevitable-doom buddies.
Damn the calibration! Full speed ahead!
Jupiter: Would you hit that?
It sucks you in, irresistably.