Something Terrible I Must Share

May your eyes be burned as mine. May your ears also wither from the glurge.

Totally work safe, but anyone who overhears this will likely giggle for at least a week behind your back.

Dear Og. That was horrible. And i only watched about 15 seconds of it. I couldn’t stomach anymore.

agony…agony…

Isn’t this the same video shared in this thread?
I can’t be sure, because I couldn’t watch either video all the way through.

This smiley kind of looks like he’s about to puke, so he’ll have to do for now: :o

Why yes, yes it is. I had no idea who the “artist” was or that it was a part of another thread. I guess this sort of Terrible cannot be kept quiet by anyone.

It’s good to see that Adam Sandler still has a career.

Well, not exactly good, but…one doesn’t like to imagine anyone, even the afformentioned Sandler, living under an overpass.

Unless it’s Jimmy Fallon. No harm could come to him that wouldn’t be applauded. I’d include Pauly Shore and Carrot Top (who I once had to sit next to on a cross-country flight…what a jerk!) but both seem to have disappeared into the netherworlds.

Stranger

I’m sitting in a lab at a computer with no sound, and I only made it a few seconds past the part where the guy gets hit by the nuclear phaser blast and starts singing.

Jeebus, Woman! Don’t DO that!

My heart stopped seeing that title and your username. I thought something unspeakable happened to Tinkleberry! :mad:

(Love the link, though!)

I agree with Whynot. I was so worried as I was waiting for the page to load. And then I saw that…that…thing.

Very funny.

I made it to the first chorus and then my Quicktime player froze up and my computer started swearing at me. Not really. But it would if it could.

Who the hell is that, and who besides his mamma ever told him he could sing?

My audio won’t work with this either, but if it sounds even HALF as bad as it looks, then it just might very well be the worst thing that’s ever been made.

What.

was.

that?
Is he trying to channel Steve Perry?

And if he is dead and “had to go”, how is he singing to us now?
Cool effect making the waves into the American flag and all–wonder if that is an acceptable way to display it…
I foresee a new diet–watch this (I made it half way thru) and feel nauseated for days…

(and I too thought something awful had happened to the berry family…!)

I knew I couldn’t be alone is seeing the similarities. (Thus the name of my thread about this v-glurge: What is Steve Perry Doing in this video)

Seriously, who the hell was that?
Apparently, America is now spelled Ameraakha. You’d have to listen to the song…

I must now Purge my Brain.

A fifth oughtta do it.

Dear Inkleberry,
My delicate sensibilities have been offended. I hate you.
That is all.
Faruiza

:smiley:
Sicko.

If you seriously want to know, you could always check out the home page for that site:

“Dennis Madalone is originally from South Plainfield, New Jersey. For the past fourteen year, he was best know as Stunt Coordinator and stunt performer on Star Trek ‘The NextGeneration’, ‘Deep Space Nine’ and ‘Voyager’.”

And it sounds like “Amer-uh-kuh” to me when he sings it. Pretty bad.

If I wake screaming from night terrors as a result of the few seconds of this that I watched, I will hunt you down, tie you to a tree, and… and… Well, I don’t know what, but it’ll be pretty horrible. :eek: It’ll probably involve really bad poetry and pictures of urchins with big eyes. :eek: :eek:

GAH!

Waaaaitaminnit!

Amerrrukuh! F*&k Yeeeuuh!

I am now dumber for having watched this. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

One too many phaser shots to the head.

My take is that the poor little guy is constipated. :o

And possibly full of Pepto Bismol :o