Gasp, what a revelation! It was so shocking to the industry that it was immediately suppressed. FIGHT THE POWER!
I agree completely.:dubious:
Holy mackerel, what kind of carp is this? Cod you be more specific?
Yes, you shad not stir up such a roe without being more Pacific.
We didn’t mean to tuna you out, you sea.
We didn’t mean to tuna you out, you sea.
Fuck. Something’s fishy.
I trout that it really happened this way. The OP is floundering. 'eel probably get banned for this.
To post something as crappie as this he must have been stewed to the gills.
Or he did it just for the halibut.
Well they fooled me! I swallowed it hook, line ,and sinker!
Perhaps he was just fishing for compliments. Has this thread jumped the shark yet?
I cod tell you about it but then I’d have to kill you.
For all the Fishy puns you would ever need:
http://incolor.inebraska.com/mmartins/michael.pgs/wet_dream.html
Spawn of Satan!
Whatever their good deeds in life, when they die all punsters are sent directly to hell where they stew for an eternity in a boiling sea of excrement and bile, as they bob along the surface and crack wise to each other for eternity! The duty of stirring these punning pests to keep them from sticking to each other is considered so vile, it is used as a punishment for misbehaving demons.
Oh my marlin, oh my marlin…oh my marlin, Clementine
Sheesh! This plaice!
You lot are skate-ing on very thin ice you know. I’m aware that I’m being a bit of a pike-er, but the flake-iness of some of your crummy-puns is amateurishly gar-ish.
I’m full to the bream of your childishness.
I’d give you a few pointers, but I’m off down the pier to dangle a rod.
Rather than let this thread flounder and watch this carp continue, I’ll just lox this down now.