Fucking cold toilet seats. :mad: :mad: :mad:
Cold-assed seats know no gender bounds.
We guys don’t poop standing up ya know.
Fucking seats.
I know. It’s just that we have to do it every frickin’ time.
I thought you were going to complain about nipping out due to being cold, and then I was going to come in here and claim superiority since I have a smallish chest and can get away with padded bras, which hide that sort of thing. But you didn’t. But after saying all that I still feel a little bit superior.
My suggestion is to have vigorous sex beforehand, since most people having post-coital bowel movements care little for the temperature of the toilet seat. You might want to be in there after sex anyway 
I stayed at a FOAF’s house in New York on New Years Eve one year. It was freeeeeeezing out. I got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, plopped myself down on the toilet seat and…bliss. The water in the toilet was heated so that the seat stayed nice and toasty warm. Aaaaaahhhhh. I’ve dreamt of having a toilet like that ever since.
Forget toilet seats. How about the gender unfairness that is peeing in the woods in winter?
And no, I’m not getting a Freshette.
And any and all desire for sex tonoc ended abruptly just south of Chicago…
I honestly don’t know what to say to **Incubus’ ** post. So I’ve chosen to ignore it.
Discretion being the better part, eh?
wish I had had your wisdom!
So pee on the toilet seat before sitting down. That way you don’t have to put up with the cold of peeing in the woods, and you don’t have to put up with the cold of a cold toilet seat. 
But then if it’s really cold, you’ll freeze your butt to the seat! Explain that to the paramedics!
Where I was at school the toilets used to be in an outside block and it had not long stopped being a common punishment for junior boys to have to warm the seats for others.
Well with guys its a different story depending on your… ahem…schedule
I am a morning guy, so I get to take care of this in the morning. That cup of coffee I drink really “gets me goin” if you need to know.
But cold toilet seats? I can’t really complain about it. But it sucks to be a girl in this instance I suppose.
Of course you could always buy yourself some of those “female-standing-up-peeing” devices. It lets you pee without sitting down. Apparently…
Install a wall-mounted blow heater in your bathroom. Saves freezing when you shave your legs or get out of the shower too.
Apparently, women can pee standing up, it just takes lots more practice.
Prude!
I’m not very prudish regarding sex.
However, I am extremely prudish regarding post-coital bowel movements, or indeed, any bowel movements at all. I won’t ever be posting a poop thread, thank you.
Might I add that, as a guy, I personally have no objection to women nipping out in the cold? Or in the warm, either.
Thank you.