I got a random IM from some guy in Pakistan, decided to have some fun.
ZiaUllh: hi
MonsignorDonkey: hi
ZiaUllh: h r u
MonsignorDonkey: ok
MonsignorDonkey: asl
ZiaUllh: asl
ZiaUllh: Male 31 Married Pakistan
ZiaUllh: Christian
MonsignorDonkey: 14/f/tx
ZiaUllh: Are you studying
MonsignorDonkey: nah cant sleep
ZiaUllh: What is your job
MonsignorDonkey: i dont work
ZiaUllh: I am working in a private firm as a computer operator
ZiaUllh: are you christian
MonsignorDonkey: yes
ZiaUllh: In which class do you read
MonsignorDonkey: i am in the 8th grade
ZiaUllh: why you come on to marriage chat
MonsignorDonkey: my brother must have messed with my profile again
ZiaUllh: what is your interest
MonsignorDonkey: all kinds of stuff
ZiaUllh: specially
MonsignorDonkey: i like rabbits
ZiaUllh: ?
ZiaUllh: do you have rabbits in your home
MonsignorDonkey: we have a hutch in the back yard
ZiaUllh: But I like dogs
ZiaUllh: now how life is going in America after WTC Attack
MonsignorDonkey: not much differnt unless you ride on plnes a lot
ZiaUllh: now what is time in America
MonsignorDonkey: 215
ZiaUllh: what kind of movies you like to watch
MonsignorDonkey: horror
ZiaUllh: why
ZiaUllh: you like violence
MonsignorDonkey: yeah
ZiaUllh: I like love and romance
MonsignorDonkey: why?
ZiaUllh: Bascially I belong to Libra star my date of birth is 2nd October
MonsignorDonkey: how can planets effect your personality
ZiaUllh: and I think God has sent us for love and peace
MonsignorDonkey: its hard to believe that everyone born in the same month has the same personality
ZiaUllh: but they have very common things
ZiaUllh: I know many people who have same star and they are very romantic and peacefull persons
MonsignorDonkey: well im a libra and im not romantic or peaceful
ZiaUllh: what is your date of birth
MonsignorDonkey: 9/26
ZiaUllh: I dont think so
ZiaUllh: I think you have never ever experiene the romance in your life
MonsignorDonkey: you mean screwing?
ZiaUllh: I dont understand the meaning of screwing
ZiaUllh: Let me know the meaning of screwing
MonsignorDonkey: you know, sex
ZiaUllh: Yeh I know
ZiaUllh: But they are two kinds of sex
ZiaUllh: Physically and Oral
MonsignorDonkey: what about anal?
ZiaUllh: This is unhumanitarian
ZiaUllh: You like
MonsignorDonkey: hun?
MonsignorDonkey: huh?
ZiaUllh: In the age of 14 you like this kind of sex
MonsignorDonkey: which kind?
ZiaUllh: anal
MonsignorDonkey: no it makes my poo hurt
ZiaUllh: bye I boss is calling me
ZiaUllh: bye
MonsignorDonkey: bye bye
ZiaUllh: bye
