My wife and I were watching L&O last night, which I acknowledge may have been my first error. The plot was unnecessarily complicated and not really germane to my question, so I’ll just get to it. Is there a worst actress getting paid then Vivica A. Fox? I mean we looked at each other and pretty much simultaneously said “wow; she stunk”. Your nomination for worst actress
Sandra Bullock, Ellen Page, Naomi Watts, Kirsten Dunst, Jessica Alba are all pretty bad.
Michelle Rodriguez. Seriously. Thread over.
I’ll take Tanya Roberts in A View To A Kill for $20, Alex.
“PUMPing sea-water into those PIPES? That’s inCREDibly dangerous??!..?!!”
Oooh, touché, she’s awful.
The fact that she could be in a movie like The Fast and the Furious and still stand out for how terrible her performance was speaks volumes in my opinion.
Eva Mendez. Her hotness makes up for it, though.
Sofia Coppola. Good director, but extremely bad actress.
I don’t know if she is the worst, but Zooey Deschanel has consistently underwhelmed me.
Ooh, another good one, except also a bad director IMO. I tried and failed like 3 times to get through Lost in Translation, and The Virgin Suicides almost became The Cisco Suicide.
How about Jessica Alba?
I showed my SO “Night on Earth” but completely skipped over the first chapter with Winona Ryder as the movie is perfect without her community theater acting ability.
Ha! Bo Derek beats all of these by miles.
Melanie Griffith. Absolutely appalling. Even worse than her mother. But she’s good in a supporting role by making Antonio Banderas appear straight.
Andie MacDowell. So. wooden. I never understood why she would be cast as a love interest in these great comedies and then she would be in there, dully, like something brown and sticky.
Nope.
It’s amazing how consistently awful she is in everything she does.
Andie MacDowell. Amy Irving. (I am convinced Irving only ever got work because she was married to Spielberg.)
I second.
Stop that. Antonio Banderas is straight. And he loves me.
humor me, please. I hate my job and I need to think about something, ok?
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Seconded
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