One on one I wanna play that game tonight
One on one I know I wanna play that
One on one I wanna play that game tonight
One on one so slow
I guess I never even really knew the name of the song - until I recently bought the CD - or I would have known what they were saying. I thought it was a repetitive “Want, I want, I wanna play that game tonight…”
My favorite Mondegreen (as misheard song lyrics are called) was from a young girl who insisted that the Three Dog Night song about the party was “I’m a Troll in a Cup.”
Actual lyrics:
Cause now it seems that you wanted a martyr, just a regular guy wouldn’t do - but baby I can’t hang upon no lover’s cross for you…
I always heard this as:
Cause now it seems that you wanted a mother, just a regular guy wouldn’t do - but baby I can’t hang upon no lover’s cross for you…
A few weeks ago I was itching, for no particular reason to hear, a specific Nine Inch Nails song. I had no idea what the name of it was, but that shouldn’t be a problem since normally you can just plug a few lyrics into youtube or google and come up with the song. I googled the only lyrics from the song I knew for at least an hour and came up empty handed. I even went through NIN’s catalog and started pulling up every song who’s title I didn’t know…I started to wonder if maybe it wasn’t a NIN song at all. Turns out I was so off on the lyrics that not even your normal “misheard lyrics” type websites mentioned it. At this point I still had no idea I had the lyrics wrong since I had known them forever. Eventually I ran across someone else on some other message board laughing at themself because they heard them the same way I did and their friend had just pointed out the correct lyrics to them. Anyways, since forever, I had heard “I was up above it” as “How is everybody.”
In 1993 Coverdale and Page released an album called, well, “Coverdale and Page”, and since it was two of my teenage idols if you will I bought oit ut of curiousity. It pretty much sucked, but I liked ‘Shake My Tree’ and ‘Pride and Joy’. However, the last one was ruined by the line: “Purify my soul and pour the whole shit over me.” Even though I read the lyrics and found out he is actually singing, Purify my soul an’ pour your ocean over me, I could never hear anything but the shit part. – Well, that’s what I got.
Jimi Hendrix version of All Along The Watchtower. When Hendrix says “So let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late” the first time I heard it I thought the lyrics where “So let us not talk falsely now, I was getting laid”
The daughter of a friend of mine thought “Don’t Wanna Be You Slave,” by the Stones, was “Don’t Wanna Be Your Slice.” The effect of this line coming out of a 5-year-old was pretty funny.
My own daughter was one of apparently many who thought the Fugees were singing “Killing me softly with insults.” I think I might have thought so too if I didn’t know the original.