Actually, I enjoy all the stories behind song lyrics, but do you ever get so annoyed, or for whatever reason, that you sing a song wrong on purpose?
Example, though I enjoy 99% of his work immensely, and quote him in my sig, John Mellencamp’s song “Pop Singer” annoys me for whatever reason and I sing the song thusly (and never fail to amuse myself, I’m easily amused, I suppose): “Never wanted to be no Bob Segar; Never wanted to write no Bob songs.”
And anytime I can degrade by using crude sexual lines for the original lyrics, I usually do. Sometimes I can be a 37-year-old Beavis and Butthead.
And don’t get me started on that long story that Springsteen tells on the live album before he sings “The River.” It was a cool story the first few times I heard it, but by now it is so old that I have him doing and saying all sorts of nasty things to his girlfriend whom he calls from the phone booth, to his father after he fails the Army physical, I have the barber coming in to circumcize him when he’s laid up sick, etc., etc.