Song lyrics you deliberately sing wrong

a beautiful sight
we’re happy tonight
walkin’ in womens underwear

I’m your penis
I’m your fire
Your desire

And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your rear
You fart and no one seems to hear.

My wife keeps trying to convince me that My Morning Jacket wants to keep things “off the record” ass opposed to “up the ladder.” Yeah, I’m not so sure about that.

Ooo-ooo-ooo-oo, Ooo-ooo-ooo-oo-oo.
Ooo-ooo-ooo-oo, Ooo-ooo-ooo-oo-oo.
Venus, if you will,
Please send a little girl for me to thrill–
A girl with all your beauty and your charms;
A girl with two more arms than you!
Ooo-ooo-ooo-oo, Ooo-ooo-ooo-oo-oo.
Ooo-ooo-ooo-oo, Ooo-ooo-ooo-oo-oo.