John Mellencamp: “I need a rubber that won’t make me babies…”
Dr. Hook’s Alice:
“24 years just waiting for a chance
To tell her how I feel and maybe get inside her pants
Now I gotta get used to not living next door to Alice”
I had a friend who used to sing it as “Pastor of Muppets”.
He had a whole performance that he’d do for the song. He’d play air guitar along with the solos, make goofy faces, and replace random lines with his own.
The only one I remember specifically is when the “…laughing at my cries!” line came up, he’d shout out “BURGER, SHAKE, AND FRIES!”.
Err… it was funny at the time.
Mine is also Gaga’s Bad Romance.
I have to sing “I don’t wanna be friends” as “I don’t wanna be French” right before she sings a couple of verses in French.
Classic old version of AC/DC,
It’s a long way to the shop if you want a Sausage Roll
Carry me my pelican
There’ll be treats when you are done
Lay your weary arms to rest
don’t you fly no more.
Take me down to the Parasite City
Where the girls are green and the grass tastes shitty
Oh won’t you please take me home, yeaaah
Last night I slept with Scott Baio
(Madonna’s La Isla Bonita)
Longwave “Satellites”
You’re looking for ass
Looking for satellites across the great divine…
Slam “Lifetimes”
Girl you know I won’t forget
All of those times we spent
No-one said that I’d last
And girl I won’t forget your ass…
Listen to them and tell me that ass doesn’t fit at least as well as the real lyrics
Redbone’s Come And Get Your Love ends with the repeated line:
Come and get your love, come and get your love, come and get your love now.
to which I sing:
Gotta take a leak, gotta take a leak, gotta take a leak now.
It fits perfectly. 
I think this one may be far from widespread but-
In the Rush song Freewill, instead of “path that’s clear” I always sing (and hear):
*♫ I will choose a **bathysphere *♫
I know it makes absolutely no sense, but that’s what my brain thought it heard way back when and it stuck!
It’s just a theme song, but I always sub in these lyrics to The Golden Girls theme:
And if you threw a party
Invited everyone you knew
You would see the biggest tits belong to me…
'Ccording to this, those are the real lyrics. Or am I getting whooshed here?
Billy Joel’s Don’t Ask Me Why
“All the servants in your new hotel
Blow their noses on your feet.”
Also, add me to the list of people who sing Weird Al lyrics while the original song is playing.
Sorry, I have to fix this and I missed the edit window. It should be, “Oh, I yust go nuts at the center of the earth/With my brute-like servant, Torg…”
When it first came out, I watched this video on Youtube for Pearl Jam’s Yellow Ledbetter.
“I don’t want a whale in a box or a bag,
Ah yeeeeeaaaaaah
Can you see dems?
Out on the porch
Potato wave
I see dem
Brown the runway”
Might as well face it, you’re a dick head in love.
Oh, ghods, yes.
“How come you’re such a fussy young man?
Don’t want no Captain Crunch, don’t want no Raisen Bran?”
That’s “walking wearing women’s underwear”
Ha! My mom is the one that started my on that. Except we sing ‘Secret Asian Man’.
But I came on here to say…
Taylor Swift-Our Song hate her
“When we’re on the phone and you talk real low cause it’s late and your momma don’t know”
Low makes so much more sense than slow!:mad:
When the poopy’s over
When the poopy’s over, yeah
When the poopy’s over
Turn out the light
Turn out the light
Turn out the light…
Well the poopy is your special friend
Ass on fire as it distends
Poopy is your only friend
Until the end
Until the end
Until the end!