“The Ocean”, Led Zeppelin. “Three years old”! Tongue in cheek, of course. But it counts, no?
41 posts and no mention of Rock the Cradle of Love by Billy Idol?
Don’t know if it was underage but surely the geniuses Zager and Evans deserve a mention for their followup to In The Year 2525, the heartbreaking Mr Turnkey:
*Mr Turnkey, it’s 10 pm in Wichita Falls
August 16, 1969 and I’m in some bar
Mr Turnkey, I need a woman and I ain’t getting far
I never was the kind of man a woman looked for.
But Mr Turnkey, she looked at me with flirting eyes
Mr Turnkey, she was lovelier than oil lights
Mr Turnkey, she led me on, she led me on,
She knew she wasn’t going to let love her.
Mr Turnkey, there’s been a rape in Wichita Falls
Mr Turnkey, I’m sitting here crying in my coveralls
…
…
Mr Turnkey, you ain’t never seen nothing like this before
Mr Turnkey, I nailed my wrist to your wall, I’m going home
…
…
Mr Turnkey, I’m crying, hanging here dying
Tell her I’m sorry*
Again, no age mentioned, but Je Suis Un Rock Star by George Harrison includes the lines:
We could go on the hovercraft accross the water.
They’ll think I’m your dad and you’re my daughter.
Well, considering Gary Glitter’s current problems, I guess this would count: 
Do you wanna touch? - Yeah! Do you wanna touch? - Yeah!
Do you wanna touch me there? Yeah!
Do you wanna touch? - Yeah! Do you wanna touch? - Yeah!
Do you wanna touch me there? Where? There! Yeah! Oh!
All this and not a mention of a song by Jill Sobule called ‘Mary Kay’ about Mary Kay LeTourneau?
You know, I’m surprised these guys never got big. I mean, with such fine, uplifting, soul-renewing songs like these.
Does “Good Night Irene” count? I know there are several versions of the song, but in at least one of them the singer is warned away by Irene’s mother because Irene is much too young.
Oh, and in opposition to all this paedo-lust, there’s Abba’s song Does Your Mother Know where the guy is actually repelling an underage girl (though clearly he’s having a hard time of it):
*You’re so hot, teasing me
So you’re blue but I can’t take a chance on a chick like you
That’s something I couldn’t do
There’s that look in your eyes
I can read in your face that your feelings are driving you wild
Ah, but girl you’re only a child
Well I can dance with you honey
If you think it’s funny
Does your mother know that you’re out?
And I can chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
Does your mother know that you’re out?*
“Little Girl (Does Your Momma Know)” by the band that would become Creedence Clearwater Revival. I think they released this under the name The Golliwogs. No ages mentioned, but the narrator is clearly stuggling with being much older than the object of his affection.
Little girl, does Your Momma Know
You’re out tonight?
And if she did, would she
Die of fright
Just to know you’re out with me?
And then, later
I’m so much older than you
You don’t know what I’m going through
–Cliffy
One note – The Golliwogs’ “Little Girl” isn’t all that creepy when you realize that John Fogerty was only 19 when he wrote it.
–Cliffy
One that perhaps only 30 people in Chicago know about: Lolita, by Butterfat Mastermind. I love the song, but it’s made slightly creepier buy the fact that I know the woman it was written about. :eek:
Child of the 80s that I am, might I put in a nomination for Sexy + Seventeen by the Stray Cats?
Amelia by the Mission (UK) is about incest.
No specific age is mentioned in the lyrics, but I am pretty sure Heart’s “Magic Man” fits the OP:
Summer lover passed to fall/
Tried to realize it all
Mama says she’s worried/
Growing up in a hurry (yeah)
Come on home, girl/
mama cried on the phone
Too soon to lose my baby/
and my girl should be at home
Most of mine have been taken already, but there’s also:
Deisel Queens - Man Boy Love
I also always got the feeling Babylon Sister by Steely Dan had an underage angle to it aside from the interracial angle.
Second page and no mention of Motorhead’s Jailbait (and I just can’t wait)? You guys are slipping.
“So Fine So Young (Tell me I’m the only one)”
yeah some definite implications there,
what about the Beatles
“Well she was just seventeen,
and you know what I mean”
Well, I think Paul McCartney was all of 18 or 19 when he wrote that song.
Also, “Slow Night So Long” by Kings of Leon:
Though, as mentioned earlier, 17 is legal in some jurisdictions…seems to imply that it’s not legal in this locale.