That’s probably my second-least-favorite Tori song, the first being “Leather” from Little Earthquakes. There are so many great B-sides on her singles that I wonder how those two got on albums, but gems like “Cooling” and “Upside Down” didn’t make the cut.
Worst mistakes of other favorite groups:
Something Corporate - “If You U Jordan”
Queen - “Calling All Girls”
Pink Floyd - “Dogs of War” (not to be confused with “Dogs,” mentioned by RealityChuck, which actually kicks ass)
Yeah, Dogs is excellent. Dogs of War isn’t.
My pick for Pink Floyd though, would be Rick Wright’s contribution to the studio part of Ummagumma. I find it unlistenable.
“The Universal” by Blur. You can just see them sitting there cynically trying to write the #1-for-ten-weeks-in-a-row-sweeping-ballad, laughing all the time about how crap it really is. Even Justine from Elastica, who was Damon’s girlfriend at the time, publicly spoke about how dreadful it was.
I love Blur, but that song makes me puke.
“So Long, Frank Lloyd Wright” and “For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her” both by Simon and Garfunkel. I’m not sure I can put my finger on why exactly I hate those songs, but I can’t stand to listen to them.
Why oh why, for the love of God, did Aerosmith think “Pink” was the least bit worthy of studio time and inclusion on a CD? I didn’t think they could do any worse than “Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing”, but sadly, they outdid themselves.
And I have to agree with racinchikki, St Anger is a horrendous joke. It’s as if Metallica got together and said, “We don’t want people getting our songs off the Internet for free, so let’s put out something so shitty that people won’t even want to download it!”
When I first heard “Sour Girl”, my first thought was this is Stone Temple Pilots?! No way!
This is not about a song specific to one particular artist, but I’ll squeeze it into this thread anyway: I love Linda Eder’s voice and have all of her CDs (except the Christmas one, which could send me off into a whole other songs-I-can’t-stand tirade…), but not even her voice can make “Over the Rainbow” tolerable for me. I know, everyone loves this song and there’s obviously something seriously wrong with me, but that’s how it is. It’s like fingernails on a chalkboard to my ears.
Paradoxically, the one version I’ve heard that didn’t totally irritate me was by Kimberley Locke, an American Idol contestant. Gah!
Huh. I love that song. Though I don’t like the “what language? no, Dutch” stuff at the beginning.
I love most things Radiohead have put out, but as soon as the opening notes of “Electioneering” start, I fumble for the stereo buttons. Gah. I don’t like “Exit Music (For a Film)” either.
Cop Shoot Cop’s “Surprise Surprise” starts off with a great beat…and then the vocals start. Horror!
Jethro Tull - “The Rattlesnake Trail”
Genesis - any Phil Collins’ penned song
King Crimson - anything off of Lizard
Beatles - “A Day in the Life” (sacrilege, I know)
The Who - “Squeezebox”
Led Zeppelin - “Stairway to Heaven” (sick to death of it and can’t stand it even after years of staying away)
Interesting - that’s one of my all-time favorites by them.
As for me, my song for this thread has to be Depeche Mode’s “Flexible”. My god, boys, what were you thinking? And you made it a single?
“Manitoba” by Frank Black and the Catholics. They’ve got a few songs I don’t love, but that’s the only one I actively dislike. It’s even a cool-sounding song; my problem is that the lyrics sound as if Richard Gere wrote them.
There’s a new version Ozzy sings with Kelly (BLEAUUUUGHHHH!!!)
It’s terrible. Mainly because you have to hear Kelly (BLLLLLEEEUUUUGHHHH!!)
I reallt don’t like Kelly. (BBBBLLLLLLLEEEEEEUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!!!)
Tool–Third Eye
It just…won’t…end!
I actually fell asleep listening to it once.
I hated the whole album that had the “Dogs of War” track on it. What was it called? I can’t even remember, I got rid of that crap. David Gilmour and Syd Barret fans will beat me, but I’ll continue swearing that Roger Waters was the sole genius behind that band. Without him, crap like the above-mentioned album occurs.
ps: “Dogs” and the entire Animals album is an audatory orgasm.
Whoops, didn’t even respond to the OP. Got caught up in the heat of moment, I guess…
Not my all-time FAVORITE band, but I usually can’t go wrong with the Pixies, except for “Monkey Gone to Heaven.” The fact that it’s probably their most played song only adds to its irritablity.
ABBA’s “I Have A Dream” makes me want to put a gun in my mouth.
Seventies’ Genesis: More fool me (from SEBTP). Crap.
Simon and Garfunkel: El condor pasa.
Yeah, it’s a long one, but the last 15 seconds is the best part of the song. Simply because of those last 15 seconds, I consider it a pretty rockin’ track.
There is one on almost every Madonna album. I’ll just run down the last few.
Music: I Deserve It. A fabulous chorus wasted on a song that is completely pants.
GHV2: Don’t Cry For Me, Argentina. I hate ALW with a firey passion. Just because my idol is singing that shite, doesn’t spin it into gold.
American Life: Nobody Knows Me. That song is the most self-indulgent piece of crapola on the album, and on an album like AL, that’s saying something.
Lou Reed - “Metal Machine Music”
Okay, technically it’s not what you could call a song.
David Bowie- Beauty and the Beast, Iam the DJ (are those even the names? I hate the songs so much, I don’t even care. Of course, almost everything else he’s donemakes up for them, and then some)
Led Zeppelin- Kashmir (to the point where I barely minded that Puff Daddy sampled it)