JustAnotherGeek lies listening to the radio
And wrapped around the music
is the sound of someone promising they’ll never go.
(s)He’ll swear (s)he’s heard it before
As it slowly rambles on and on
I would use a different Def Leppard song for Kytheriea, although I may be mispronouncing her screen name:
Is anybody out there? Anybody there?
Does anybody wonder? Anybody care?
Oh, I just gotta know
If you’re really there and you really care
'Cause baby I’m not
K-K-K-Kytheria, Ah K-K-Kytheria
Not K-K-K-Kytheria, Ah K-K-Kytheria *
*What’s your name (ah)
Argent Towers (ah)
Is he rich, is he rich like me?
Has he taken, any time
To show you what you need to live…*
Works for me.
I always hum SoapBoxMonkey’s name to the tune of Pinball Wizard.
He’s a soapboxmonkey there’s got to be a twist…
Crap. I will never stop thinking of it that way, now. 
There’s always the classic
PurpleCrackWhore, and I don’t care,
PurpleCrackWhore, and I don’t care…
We really have a Doper named PurpleCrackWhore? Sheesh, kids these days. But now that you point that out I notice that Troy McClure and PurpleCrackWhore kind of rhyme. Your names will now always be inextricably linked in my mind’s ear. Also, FWIW, you don’t get a song because I just hear Phil Hartman’s voice when I see your name.
I see you are a man of refined tastes like myself.
Yes, only I’m a woman. 