What songs do Doper’s names make pop into your head? I can’t help it, almost everything makes songs (mostly pop) come into my head unbidden.
Most recently I saw a thread started by Soapbox Monkey, and there it was:
*And be a Soap Box Monkey, got soap in his eyes
He’s a Soap Box Monkey *
Sung in my head to “Juke Box Here” by Foreigner
Shirley Ujest
Shirley Shirley Bo Birley
Banana fana cracks me up
That’s all I ever get.
Oh, pick me, pick me, please somebody pick me!
Help me YaWanna, Help, help me YaWanna
Despite the obvious, eleanorigby’s name always leads not to the Beatles, but to:
Eleanor, gee, I think you’re swell
and you really do me well,
you’re my pride and joy, et cetera!
[FZ] Kiss my aura Dora, mmm it’s real angora
Would you all like some more-a ?
Right here on the flora ?
And how about you, Fauna ?
YaWanna ? [/FZ]
One day I had “Time of the Season” in my head all day, and I was all proud of myself for subconciously relating Argent Towers with that Zombies song.
Then I happened to mention the earworm to my business partner, and he was astonished - he had the SAME song stuck in his head!
After a little creative Googling, we figured out that the song was in a commercial we’d both seen that day.
So I THOUGHT Argent Towers reminded me of “Time of the Season” but uh…he doesn’t.
Well, now he does.
“Polycarp, Polycarp
Ooooo lolly-lolly-lolly…”
Do YaWanna, wanna Fanta?
Never said they’d be profound
dbygawdCapn:
*Ride, Capn, ride
Upon your mystery ship.
To a place in a world
That others might have missed.
*
Nasty boy, nasty boy
You know he’s Shagnasty boy…
Casey1505:
Dontcha wish your boyfriend was HOT like me?
Dontcha wish your boyfriend was a FREAK like me?
That’s not what you’re thinking of, though, is it?
Come on, give my name a whirl.
I always think of Ren & Stimpy’s Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen, myself. 
Do YaWanna? Do Ya, do YaWanna?
Do YaWanna? Do Ya, do YaWanna?
Wanna go, where I’ve never let you before
doot doot doot, doot doot doot doot doot doot
Hmmmmm…
Yeah, I don’t think I’m getting anything here, either. 
What about Def Leppard’s “Hysteria”?
I cannot believe I remember that song. I should have done more drugs in college.
(cue floyd)
Goodbye, Blue Sky
di-di-di-di-did you see the falling bombs…
All I’ve got for me is “Just Another Geeky________” (to the tune of Manic Monday), but no good lyrics.
The RancidYakButterTeaParty’s waiting to take you away
Hoping to take you away*
And here I was thinking you were “JustAnotherGeek in the Wall.”