Call me cynical, but I can just see these guys sitting around coming up with this song:
“I think we should have a little boy in it…”
“Yeah, a crippled little boy!”
“And his dad’s dead!”
“Okay… How about since his dad’s dead, his mom is struggling to make a living?”
“My god, we’ll have them crying in buckets! Tee hee hee!”
Of course, I’m talking about the old trucker’s song:
Teddy Bear