“He’s Got the Whole World in His Pants”
“Light My Pants”
“Watching Scotty’s Pants Grow”
“Pants in the Night”
“I Got Pants, Babe”
“Embraceable Pants”
“I’ve Got You Under My Pants”
“I Want To Hold Your Pants”
“What’s Pants Got to do with It?”
“I’m Leaving on Some Jet Pants”
I thought you meant real songs:
You Make My Pants Want To Get Up and Dance
Blue Jean Baby
Blue Jean Blues
Venom Wearing Denim
Who Wears Short Shorts?
Never change (my pants) - The Vandals
Just add water, it makes it’s own sauce!
Black Denin Trousers (The Cheers, #5, 1955)
Black Slacks (Joe Bennett, #17, 1957)
Short Shorts (Royal Teens, #3, 1958)
Venus in Blue Jeans (Jimmy Clanton, #7, 1962)
Hot Pants (James Brown, #15, 1971)
I Got Ants In My Pants (James Brown, #27, 1973
Jeans On (David Dundis, #17, 1977)
Forever in Blue Jeans (Neil Diamond, #20, 1979)
Baby Makes Her Blue Jeans Talk (Dr. Hook, #25, 1982,)
Blue Jean (David Bowie, #8, 1984)
Dazzey Duks (Duice, #12, 1993)
And don’t forget the simply titled “Pants” by Corky and the Juice Pigs, circa 1990 I think.
Monster in my pants–
Mojo Nixon?
Aw, c’mon, you’re forgetting what has to be one of the stupidest–and thus, funniest–“pants” title songs ever:
“Hurt Me (But the Pants Stay On)” by Samantha Fox.
I’ve never actually heard the song; about 10 years ago, I was watching a TV show that mentioned some of Fox’s songs and showed clips of the video to THAT thing. I had a hard laugh, that became a long hard laugh when I actually found the tape at the music store.
B-52’s I thought.
Tim
“My hovercraft is full of eels.”
more pants:
artist, album, song title:
Absynthe Spoons Happy in My Pants
Babe The Blue Ox Color Me Babe There’s A Hole In The Crotch Of My Work Pants
James Brown Make It Funky The Big Payback I Got Ants in My Pants (And I Want to Dance)
Star Time I Got Ants in My Pants, Pt. 1
Bo Carter Banana In Your Fruit Basket Ants in My Pants
Daddy A Go Go Cool Songs For Cool Kids Aunts In My Pants
Nat Gonella & His Georgians Georgia On My Mind I Can’t Dance, I’ve Got Ants In My Pants
Claude Hopkins 1934-35 I Can’t Dance (I Got Ants in My Pants)
Louis Jordan 1934-40 I Can’t Dance, I Got Ants in My Pants
Willie Lewis 1932-36 I Can’t Dance (I Got Ants in My Pants)
Lowcraft Manticore Happy In My Pants
Red Peters I Laughed I Cried I Fudged My Rocket In My Pants
Phantom Surfers Great Surf Crash Of '97 Ants in My Pants
Sesame Street Monster Melodies Five Monsters in My Family
Sparks Angst In My Pants Angst in My Pants
Plagiarism Angst In My Pants
Profile-Ultimate Collection Angst in My Pants
Jim Steinman Bad For Good Dance in My Pants
Various Artists-Harlem Comes To London Harlem Comes To London I Can’t Dance I’ve Got Ants in My Pants
Various Artists-Heide Sez…Lookout! Heide Sez…Lookout! Ants in My Pants
Various Artists-Jamaica Ska-Kore Jamaica Ska-Kore Crabs in My Pants
Various Artists-Jamaican Ska-Kore Jamaican Ska-Kore Crabs in My Pants
Various Artists-Overture Records Vol. 2-Take A Bite Outta This! Monster in My Pocket
Valaida Hot Snow-Queen Of Trumpet & So I Can’t Dance (I Got Ants in My Pants)
Valley Girl (Soundtrack) Soundtrack Angst In My Pants
Various Artists (7) 70’S Funk & Soul Classics I Got Ants In My Pants
Chick Webb & His Orchestra 1929-34 I Can’t Dance I Got Ants in My Pants
Clarence Williams 1933-34 I Can’t Dance (I Got Ants in My Pants)
Monster in my pants is by the Fred giy (solo)from B52s.
Here’s some Halloween tune info for you kiddos: http://www.weeklywire.com/ww/10-27-97/boston_music_6.html
It has the above monster explained, too.
Well, considering others are posting songs with “types of pants”, rather than the actual word “pants”:
Baby’s Got Her Blue Jeans On, Mel McDaniels
Tight Fittin’ Jeans, Conway Twitty
And, to go along with the intent of cody’s OP: “Who’s Gonna Fill Their Pants?”
OK. Looks like nobody gets the idea at all, so just forget it.
Sorry to spoil your fun, but in the words of the Rolling Stones: “You Pant Always Get What You Want”.
MST3K- Joel and the bots did a song lauding Pants. I think it was during a Hecules-type movie, where the buff hero showed us way too much.
“On the edge of sleep, I awoke to a sun so bright…”
Some comedy troupe, The State I think, made a phony commercial for a show called “Pants” that parodied “Cats.” I just remember giant pants with faces sticking out of the zippers…
Oh, come on! Who can forget the Beatles’ classic “All you need is pants”
All you need is pants
All you need is pants
All you need is pants, pants
Pants is all you need…
Or how about “Hey, Pants”
Hey, pants
Don’t make it bad…
My favorite part is when they go “Hey panty, panty panty panty panty weoow, yeah!”
In the Heat of Your Pants
Whiter Shade of Pants
He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Pants
Suspicious Pants
Sunshine on My Pants
Don’t Stop Thinking About Your Pants
Raindrops Keep Falling On My Pants
I’m in the Pants for Love
Give My Pants to Broadway
Mi Pants, 'Tis of Thee
Keep on rockin’ in the free Pants
Baby you can drive my Pants
American Pants
Goody goody two Pants
Don’t step on my blue suede Pants
The Pants Lie Down on Broadway
Owner of some lonely Pants
I wanna know what Pants are
Got a Devlish haircut in my Pants
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
Safety Pants - (Men Without Hats)
Put Your Hand In The Pants (Of The Man Who Stilled The Waters)