Anything by AC-DC-knuckle-dragging LCD cock-rock, with a healthy side-dose of misogyny to boot. My favorite band of the 80’s, The Church, could play rings around these drooling Neanderthals, but got 1/100th the attention (with the exception of one lone single).
Most everything by Billy Joel (with a smattering of exceptions), but esp. anything off of Glass Houses-there has never been nothing in the musical universe past present or even far future which is as pathetic as a lounge lizard trying his hand at punk rock, and failing miserably. Instead of actually, you know, rocking, these hideous monstrosties just kind of lurch and lumber along aimlessly. It didn’t help that my high-school sweetheart, a girl whose tastes and philosophies and personality otherwise meshed almost perfectly with mine, had this complete tosser as one of her favorite artists. Since the aftermath of our relationship was very painful, hearing his crap is not a pleasant experience for me.
Anything sung by Peter Cetera after Chicago VII (including his innumerable solo acts)-not only because he has a voice like that of a hamster wheel that hasn’t been oiled in a good long while (encrusted in hamster shit natch), but also because he single-handedly ran into the ground what had once been a pretty good ensemble band, where everyone had a chance to shine.
Just about anything heard on “alternative radio” post the breakouts by Pearl Jam and Nirvana, for similar reasons to Cetera, except that in this case it was a whole host of talentless crap-fondling inbreeding wanking scum (and yes the people who promoted said garbage share the blame too) which managed in this case to destroy an entire genre.
There are countless others, but these are the ones which affected me the most personally, hence they have a Very Special Place in my Musical Hell, where I hope they get to enjoy the punishment of rotting slowly away while being forced to listen to their creations for the rest of eternity.
“Billy Don’t Be A Hero” was actually recorded by another set of one-hit wonders, Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods. Confusion is understandable since both songs were out about the same time and both stank, along with another one I associate with the era, “Seasons In The Sun” (Terry Jacks).
The existence of those songs, together with things like “Rock The Boat” (Hues Corporation) and the disco movement overall, pretty much sum up the putrefaction of the '70s.
That’s the Way I Like It by KC and the Sunshine Band. I wish I owned radio signal hijacking equipment so I could put something on more pleasant when this song comes on, such as Hitler addressing the Reichstag or maybe five minutes of recordings of someone having a heart attack while taking an explosive shit.
Hmmm, me thinks I may have different tastes in music than most here. I have to say, I like many of the songs mentioned, provided I am not overexposed to them. Not sure if that’s a factor for some here.
Anyway as to the OP
Anything by Duran Duran, especially “Wild Boys”
“Who Let The Dogs Out” by Baha Men. This song could make a S.P.C.A. member hate canines.
“I Drove All Night” by Celine Dion. Hop back in that car and keep driving bitch!
That song, specially when it was popular, would make me want to punch someone if I was forced to listen to more than a few seconds of it. Most overplayed BAD song EVER!
Although I’ll admit Beck could occasionally craft some catchy tunes, THAT song poisoned anything and everything he could ever do. There is no redemption from making a song that bad, (and it somehow being very popular) so Beck is forevermore on my blacklist.
That song has been annoying me since it came out and I didn’t know who it was until this thread. Kid Rock :rolleyes:…I had thought it was some country “star.” Lacking talent of his own, he also manages to rip off Skynrd. What a train wreck, and the video is lame as well.
Love theme From Romeo and Juliet
500 Miles- Peter, Paul, and Mary
Killing Me Softly- Roberta Flack
Turn The Page, Like a Rock, Against the Wind, Fire Lake- whiny-ass Bob Seger
and one so terrible as to be sadly funny: Deck the Halls /Jingle Bells by Michael McDonald. He sounds like a drunken mental deficient on that one.
Skynard started out in my current town (Jacksonville, FL), and that song may have been an allusion to the horrible stench that the paper mill on the northside regularly churned out-if the wind was blowing in the wrong direction, even in my home in the southside would get it full-bore (shudder just thinking about it). Song still sucks tho.
Red Red Wine - I can’t even be bothered to remember who did that one. Don’t care to know, either.
Lay Lady Lay- Bob Dylan? Who gave that guy a recording contract anyway? The way he says bed. “BAYYED”
ANYTHING by the Doors. ANYTHING. Especially Light My Fire.
Honky Tonk Women- The Stones. Want irony? I just joined a new band and they have me singing that piece of shit. It’s the only one I sing with that band, and it had to be that.
I Shot The Sherriff- the Bob Marley version. The falsetto voices on the chorus make my teeth itch.
Add another vote for God Bless The USA. Can you be more obvious and vulgar? Makes me embarrassed to be an American.
Special kudos to anyone who actually posted links to their most hated songs. Takes balls to even look them up.
DMark took my first thought (Tick Tock). It’s not the song, it’s the way she “sings” it, in that throaty moan/growl voice. Makes me want to put a bullet in each ear.
Anyway…
**Anything by Lady Gaga **(how’s that for a start?) Lady Marmalade by whomever does it (don’t know, don’t care, so don’t bother telling me) Forever and Ever Amen by whomever does it (DKDCSDBTM) What’s Going On by 4 Non Blondes (in part because of the extent to which she oversings it) Turn On Your Heartlight by Neil Diamond
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