Songs you hate

I assume you mean “My Heart Will Go On” by Celine Dion. (I don’t mind if your heart will go on, Celine, but does your voice have to?)

Worst song ever, AFAIAC.

#2: God Bless the U.S.A"
#3: Whitney Houston’s painful cover of “I Will Always Love You.”

So hard to choose after that, and I’d rather not think about terrible songs any more than I have to.

Six years later, and this still makes me laugh! :smiley:

Ah! I see that I didn’t post this back when, so I will post it now.

“That Girl is Mine” by Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney fills me with the rage of a thousand suns.

What the hell, people.

Okay, so you’re both dating this girl, and you both apparently thought you were monogamous with her, but she’s seeing the other dude.

So what do you do? Confront her about cheating? Reflect on the situation and realize that you may have assumed a commitment that wasn’t there? Decide that she isn’t really someone you want to be involved with, and ghost out? Talk to the other fella, who you’re apparently friends with, and both decide to dump her lest she break up your friendship?? NO. Those would have been reasonable responses.

Instead, you two lunkheads get into an argument about who deserves her more, who she loves better. Hellooooooo? There’s exactly one person who can answer that question, and it ain’t either one of you. You fellas need to be taking this up with her.

“The Girl Is Mine”, bullshit. She ain’t the property of either one of you. If you aren’t willing to share her affections, you need to find another girl.

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

You’re paying far too much attention to that crappy song. :smiley:

My favorite “hate the lyrics” song is “Bohemian Rhapsody”:

Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he’s dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away

He’s just ended some guy, and he’s whining about how it’s messed up his own life.

I had to review the whole thread to make sure I hadn’t already posted this.
There are some good (bad) songs listed here. But the one I HATE the most is one that repeats the same lyrics over and over and over

Sometimes repetition is awesome in a meta sort of way: https://youtu.be/7exajMfNiFQ

I haven’t seen “Hold On” by Wilson Phillips on this thread. I’d love to just once go into a grocery store and NOT hear it. :smack:

“Sundown”, which has been mentioned here many times, was about Cathy Evelyn Smith, with whom John Belushi was partying on the night he died. :eek:

Check this out! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V9MQ3RiJdA

It’s like going to church! :wink:

Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys-Traffic

My college roommate played this to death to the point where I can’t listen to it even to this day. I’m 64!

Another vote for God Bless The USA (which I refer to as the Republican National Anthem)

BTO-Takin’ Care of Business. (Which could also be the Republican National anthem, now that I think about it.)

Four Seasons-Walk Like a Man. Sing like a man! (OK, I stole that line from Dave Berry, but still…

Or any song by any female singer who doesn’t seem to understand that they sound like yodelers. “high on a hill stood a lazy goatherd…”

Megamart radio plays the same songs over and over again, torturing the drudges who have no say in what is played.
Whitney Houston (all of it)
“I’ve got a brand new pair of roller skates”
“What is Love (Baby Don’t Hurt Me)”

Celtic Folk song “Nancy’s Whiskey” is an earworm song if there ever was one. I’ll probably be hearing it all night now.

Gordon Lightfoot “Sundown” has been mentioned already. I hate songs that pull me out of the music because I am confounded by the lyrics.

“American Woman”
Any song with an exceptionally loud, over-amplified bass line from a car lingering on our street.

At Christmas (this was another thread)
“Santa Baby/Santa Buddy”
A Medley of “Let it Snow” and “Don’t Worry, Be Happy.”

My husband tells me that he hates hearing sad songs at work when he has hours to go before he can give me a hug (Dan Fogelburg, for example)

“We didn’t start the fire” by Billy Joel

“All About That Bass” - let’s see - the singing is bad, the message is bad, the video is bad, the lyrics are a head-scratcher…

‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’. Right from day one. To this day I don’t understand why people think Nirvana was worth listening to. Not with Pearl Jam and Soundgarden out there at the same time.

Oh God no. This song made me genuinely feel like there was still hope for rock and roll. It came out of the blue and made me think good music was possible again.
I love it to this day.

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I remember when Madonna tried to cover “American Pie”, and radio stations were bombarded with requests to NOT play it.

:smack:

I like many of the songs in mentioned in this thread.

Some songs are a bit annoying. I very rarely feel the need to turn off the radio.

The current Indie music isn’t my thing. But I only stumble onto it on YouTube.

The thing I hate most is country artists rapping. Taylor Swift grates on my last nerve.

It bugs me because some of these artist can sing. Blake Shelton has recorded some great country. His new stuff has that hillbilly rap crap in it.

Hillbilly rap is also called Hick-Hop

Not my thing.

No hate for “Chantilly Lace,” my least favorite song ever?

Creedence Clearwater Revival’s Lookin’ Out My Back Door

“Doo Doo Doo Lookin out my back door” sung over and over at a somewhat manic speed. I loathe the sound of Fogerty’s voice, although I tolerate some CCR songs better than this particular one.

I also can’t stand listening to Bob Dylan sing - I could never appreciate his “genius”.

And Jewel - you know, the “poet”/songwriter. Zero artistic merit. She seems to have faded away, for which I am grateful.