Songs you turn the volume aaaaaall the way up for

[VunderBob]

@Evil Captor

(Incredibly long list follows)

So, you don’t really use the volume control at all, do you, VunderBob? The volume control isn’t even a knob to you, is it? It’s just a dot, a dot so far in the distance that you can’t see it at all once you’ve cranked that sucker to the max. Eh? Eh? Eh?

I bet you crank Sarah Fucking McLaughlin to the max. I bet you crank Sinead O’Conner to the max! (OK, “Zombies” OUGHTTA be cranked to the max, but other than that and a few others).

I bet you crank Manfuckinghattan DamnTransfer to the max. Doncha?

Nice try, but I really do burn CDs for the Family Truckster, and it does have a real knob on the in-dash stereo. The only Sinead O’Connor tune I have, let alone crank, is the version of “Mother” she did with Roger Waters.

Don’t mess with my geezer rock, EvilCaptor.