MBA – Master of Bein’ Awesome!
Just kidding, It’s a degree in IT Management.
You’ve got a Master’s in “have you already turned it off and back on again”? 
Knead
Master’s in “that’ll be due back in three weeks”
I CALL NO MAN MASTER
If thats ok with you I.G of course…!
Look I only said that cos my friends were watching, I didn’t mean it.
I’ll give you my lunch money when they’ve gone.
I’m already fairly proficient in that part of the job, Knead, hopefully I can parlay the degree into a position where I am more of a “relationship manager” for the team.
I’m not going to take your lunch money, Lust4Life. I like your name, it reminds me of the best, jazziest song about heroin addiction that’s used for cruise ship advertisements that I’ve ever heard.