Sorry, another butthole question...

How it happened, I don’t know, but a friend of mine and I were discussing (arguing?) about the muscles in the posterier region. In fairness to him, I won’t say who is of which opinion. One of us is of the opinion that there is indeed a muscle that you can close or tighten up your anus. The other of us believe that your spincter is naturally tight, and you don’t have any muscle to close your anus. In other words if you want to stop pooping, you just stop pushing.

We’ve agreed to let the teeming millions decide on this.

Enright3

Is this the Algonquin Round Table?

My anatomy book says it’s a muscle, the Spincter Ani Externus. It is a circular muscle which acording to the book , “under voluntary control contracts to close the anal canal and anus and thus prevent defecation.”
Kestrel

ROFLMAO!!!


Leslie Irish Evans
http://leslie.scrappy.net

Probably like breathing. You can contro it only to some degree

I remember reading somewhere that there are two muscles, an external and internal sphincter.

Tangent: One thing I heard … I think somewhere on this site … is that if you tighten up during every question of a polygraph test, you will defeat the test. This is because muscle stimulation will mess with a lot of the graphs, and mask any lying reactions you get during questions.


Nothing I write about any person or group should be applied to a larger group.

  • Boris Badenov

Go rent “Pink Flamingos”. That should answer your question.

I heard a doctor on a radio program answering this very question. IIRC, with his response–you’re both right.

Ask a woman when you have anal sex with her & Im sure she can inform you she has som control down there.

Boris - That would explain why some people are twice as much of an asshole as others…


Yer pal,
Satan

The Whistler from Pink Flamingos. ROFLMAO Yes, you can control it. With practice you can control it very well. Watch Pink Flamingos. There are so many scenes that are histerically funny. The egg lady, the chicken love scene, the degenerate party, Divine the Dirtiest actress in the world, it was really very funny.

HUGS!
Sqrl


Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter

I vaguely recall hearing of a popular entertainer in France (it could hardly be anywhere else) who could actually play music using flatulence.

An interesting skill, though I would hesitate to invite him to a jam session.

To make anal sex easier, one is often instructed to bear down as if one is taking a wicked dump. I wouldn’t know if this works or not, but I’ve certainly seen it mentioned often enough.

That was a cabaret artist named “Le Petomane”. “pet” is the french word for “fart”. He did an act around the turn of the century where he could imitate the chirping of birds, smoke a cigarette or blow out a candle.

His name was probably the inspiration for the governor in the movie “Blazing Saddles.”


J’ai assez vécu pour voir que différence engendre haine.
Stendhal

Ah yes, The Fartiste.
http://www.infobahn.com/pages/pujol.html


Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

O.K., I’ll bite… so to speak.

First I mispelled posterior.

Now then, what is so funny about the Algonquin round table remark? Did I accidentally use a word from the Algonquin language?

Enright3

The Algonquin Round Table was a group of literary and show-biz types who met at the Algonquin Hotel (in the 40’s, I think) to engage in sophisticated, witty conversation and drink a lot. Actually, after a few rounds your question probably would have fit right in.

‘…To make anal sex easier, one is often instructed to bear down…’

Ah, yes, I think that is called Visalvo technique or something. I read that men should bear down like this during sex to keep them from coming too soon. Although, I haven’t tried that & have not needed to :slight_smile: