Do you know how you sound?
Why, yes. Yes I do. Do you know how you sound? If not, why not?
If you did, you’d stop.
Unless you’re very unhealthy.
I kind of always imagined Jodi sounding like an effeminate Grover, actually.
What?
(I’s only me who hears that again, isn’t it?)
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Gee, doctor, I’m going to have to see your credentials before I can take your diagnosis seriously.
This is the most childish exchange I have ever seen on the SDMB. 
You must be new here.
I get that a lot, actually. Here’s my dance recital, wrongly attributed to that poser, Grover.
I get a lot of compliments on my arm movements while dancing, BTW.
You needn’t bother to take my diagnosis seriously.
I don’t think I could help you.
I’m sorry to have disturbed you.
I hope you feel better.
I will give your diagnosis the attention it deserves.
I’m not currently in need of assistance.
No problem.
I hope you feel better soon, too.
Well, I’m definitely not a 99er. 
I think Harvey Danger got there first, back in the late '90s:
Hear the voices in my head, I swear to God it sounds like they’re snoring
Well, if you’re bored then you’re boring
The agony and the irony, they’re killing me
But it doesn’t make it any less true.
Have you tried e-mailing Rupert Holmes directly?
alright that analysis of anger was TLDR. I have animals to kill, children’s parents to offend. Its not that I just don’t want to dissect the source of my hatred for those I haven’t met, I just already know my answer. I hate you because you sound like a bitch. Don’t worry I have tons of energy left over to hate lots of other things
Hey, you remember that Rupert Holmes song where the chick answered the personal ad for someone who claimed to be smart, funny, interesting, with a great voice and able to entertain everyone— and it turned out to be her own ad?
Ah, Rupert. I still can’t believe he choked to death on his own vomit.
Shoot! And here I thought I had a chance – slim at it was – w/you Must admit though, that I do self-laudatory posts pretty well – should I tell about some more of my conquest?. Old and bald I am, but there’s a whole 'nother side to me: shallow, egotistical and narcissistic. Just like the OP. ‘cept I’m a bald an’ old dude and not a BBW.
Seriously now, I’m not into the whole 'net, e-mail, chat scene in the least. I like to meet my victims F2F.
So, when are you headed for the Caribbean and/or Spain? 
Surely you haven’t confused Rupert Holmes with Jimmy Hendrix…or is this a whoosh? I admit I haven’t read the whole thread, but still…
I had the same reaction to that statement.
Ah, sorry. Now that I think about it, that wasn’t Rupert; it was I, and my vomit. And not quite to death, I guess.
I hate when that happens.