South Park 04/09/2008

The BBQ Pit
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[QUOTE=BrainGlutton]
“I’ve got a golden ticket . . .”
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Do tell

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[QUOTE=Wee Bairn]
He did some pretty hot scissoring with someone named Janet (?) he met at Les Bos.
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Actually, “Janet” was what Garrison changed his name to following his sex change. Allyson was the name of the woman that he (she?) scissored with.

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[QUOTE=neutron star]
I think it would probably be more accurate to say that he pretended to be a womanizer to put up a front for being so effeminate that the other characters all assumed he was gay from the very beginning of the series. They never even hinted at the fact that he actually slept with any women until he became one.
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In the Who’s Cartman’s Dad ep, did he fuck Mrs Cartman, or just roll in the hay with her?

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[QUOTE=neutron star]
They never even hinted at the fact that he actually slept with any women until he became one.
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You mean aside from the “Alright, I slept with her, but who here hasn’t slept with Mrs. Cartman?” line from the first season?

Mr. Garrison is a great character, though, just because he’s so fucked up. “Yay, I’m pregnant, now I can have an abortion!”

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[QUOTE=Jayn_Newell]
You mean aside from the “Alright, I slept with her, but who here hasn’t slept with Mrs. Cartman?” line from the first season?

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Worth remembering though that Mrs. Cartman was actually a man at the time. :stuck_out_tongue:

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[QUOTE=Sampiro]
Worth remembering though that Mrs. Cartman was actually a man at the time. :stuck_out_tongue:
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Well, a hermaphrodite anyway.

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I’m not just sure…I’m HIV positive.

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[QUOTE=RandMcnally]
So like, is that the first episode you’ve ever seen? I mean, that’s the only way that you would think Stone and Parker really meant what they said through Mr. Garrison, who’s probably one of, if not the most fucked up person on the show. The overt racist moron.

The closing line wasn’t about how you’re gay because your wife can’t have children, the closing line was about how Mr. Garrison is so fucking stupid that if your wife can’t have children that makes you gay.

Once again: it’s Mr. Garrison. You can’t take anything he says whatsoever seriously.
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You’re the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fishsquirrel. Congradulations.