I’ve read the claim, in a few sources, that Lopez will not allow her servants to look her in the eye; they are required to look at the ground when speaking to her, or being spoken to.
This strikes me as being bitchy to the point of insanity, but it’s funny that I saw it repeated in two totally different places. It would suggest she’s an absolute Grade A+ bitch.
I’ve heard this about A LOT of celebrities. One I can think right off-hand is Sylvester Stallone.
I don’t know what it is about these people that makes them want to act like that, I’d be curious to hear what a psychologist would have to say about it. Delusions of grandeur?
Since news sources (especially celeb news sources) all feed off of each other and report each other’s stories, hearing it in multiple places means practically nothing.
One of the best episodes in a long time. The scenes with Ben Affleck were just brilliant. And it’s always lovely when SP absolutely pummels a celebrity.
Oh come now, pummelling a celebrity like Jennifer Lopez is like shooting puppies in a barrel. Crying havoc and letting slip the dogs of war against John Edward takes true brilliance. This episode was alright until my friend mentioned that I had just watched child pornography with Cartman giving Ben Affleck a handjob.
Give your friend a smack. Nobody benefits from such ridiculous definitions of child porn. Child porn is bad because it hurts children. Cartman is not a child; he does not exist. Far more harm is done by catalogs like Delia[sup]*[/sup]s than by anything that could be portrayed on South Park.
DIE, PUPPIES, DIE!!! <BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM>
<looks in the barrel>
Darn it, I missed.
I also took his “I got you guys, sort of!” the same way- he got Kyle to believe him, sort of, but not really.
It wasn’t so much funny as it was weird and out there. I remember thinking, “Wow, why would a normal person go through all that just to get Kyle?” and then realized the idiocy of what I’d just thought. (Mainly the words “normal person.”) Of course I recalled the Scott Tenneman episode.
It did seem like it would have worked as a little gag. I thought the whole ep was going to be about Kyle trying to get Cartman back, and then some sort of huge South Park-esque statement being made on Hispanic people. But then we got this.
I thought it was going to play out as a race episode when I saw the audience offended but the panel of hispanic judges applauding. They fooled me!
What about the scene where Ben came to Cartman’s house to see the hand puppet? When Cartman and his hand were arguing, they were speaking at the same time. That made it very hard to accept that it was only a prank.
And there was the scene with Cartman dreaming of making Kyle cry and the hand dreaming of fame…
I’d just like to add that I was waiting the whole episode for a Mr. Hat joke.
BTW, anyone else suprised that Ben Affleck was in Cartman’s bed Naked, and yet Cartman’s Mom did not ask to sleep with him?
After all, she slept with “Bill Cosby” in the election/trapper keeper episode.
I always wish there was some way we could know how these celebrity’s react when they get the South Park (or similar) treatment. I’m sure J.Lo was having a heart attack but I could almost see Affleck having a sense of humor about it.
Considering what he did in Jay and Silent Bob I’d say the chances are good he did :).
A link to the Delia’s catalogue.
Thank you Jesus.
My ex-girlfriend (about to turn 21) gets Delias catalogues and emails. Was that just a joke or is there something I don’t know about them?
Well, no, it’s just that looking at “sexual” images of minors leads to the abuse of minors, then that catalog will have far greater effect than the Cartman’s Hand-Ben Affleck tryst. That’s all. First time I ever saw the catalog was when a bisexual woman pointed out how much she dug the girls in it. And by “dug” I don’t mean that she just wanted to be friends.
I forgot an “if”. It should be
Sorry about that.
There are a phenomenal amount of stories about J.Lo being an incredible diva. The most recent one I read was that she was at a movie premiere screening and had to use the washroom, so she made security clear the washroom and the entire floor just so she could piddle or poop all by herself.
And something recently about Ben buying her a $100,000 toilet seat. Not kidding.