Excuse me but, can I go ONE Mother-Fucking day of my life without hearing about, or seeing a picture of, or seeing a movie trailer with this bitch in it?
Hasn’t she heard of OVER EXPOSURE?
I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’ve love to put a map of Hawaii on her back but, c’mon. Enough’s enough.
I’d think it wise to dissappear for a year or two.
Try it. See if you can go one day without hearing her name or seeing a picture of her. Here in New York ya can’t.
BRUTAL!!!
Hey, don’t be fooled by the rocks that she got. She’s still Jenny from the block. :rolleyes:
p.s. Go to Fametracker for some snarky fun at J.Ho’s expense.
And they say romance is dead.
Anyway…what’s the prob? Sure she’s vapid and overexposed, but the same could be said of any number of celebs. You just have to filter it out, don’t let it rise above the background noise of everyday media bullshit.
Who?
I’m sorry but I gotta ask…
Wha???
Excellent combination of OP username and premise.
Um…lessee, how best to explain that one…
Ok, you know how Hawaii (in an abstract way) kinda looks like a splatter of something viscous?
Of course it looks that way; in a sense, that’s exactly what it is.
Well, see…when you are doing a chick doggystyle, you pull out for the money shot and the resulting splatter will look like a map of Hawaii. Maybe Indonesia if it’s been a while.
Or maybe it’ll look like a global flood…You know, one really big glob…
epolo that’s exactly what I popped in to say.
One might comment that JLo is… omnipresent.
Silly me, here I was tryin’ to be tactful about it.
Aleutians, here. Gotta get out more often.
Eh, usually not so much. Unless you get it around the small of her back and it sort of pools together. But it’ll still look like an archipelago or island chain initially.
My pet J-Lo peeve (since I’ve seen her on every damn interview show lately) is that I’ve noticed that she says “You know what I mean?” a HELL of a lot!
I bet that’ll grow old quick on ol’ Ben.
Ya know what I meeeeeeeeaaaan???
How many other ‘Jennys from the block’ get to ride around on the sundeck of a yacht with Ben Affleck? If you’re going to try and keep your street cred, then at least show ‘the block’ in the fucking video…
JuanitaTech was blissfully unaware of the phrase ‘put a map of Hawaii on her back’ and its meaning until she read this thread.
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Note use of word ‘blissfully’…
Ah!
Only on the SDMB. 