And another thing…
I’ve read recently at the checkout counter that she’s requiring sex “at least” four times a week from Afleck in the pre-nup.
Always seeing things a bit different than others, what that tells me is that Afleck is NOT doing the job in the rack. If she needs it “at least” four times a week, he must not be “Hittin’ it”!!
I, for one, would like to give her a Dirty Sanchez!!!
Omni:
Dude. Log off of the porn sites and get yourself a girlfriend. Stat.
Before anyone asks, I’ll just note that a dirty sanchez is when you are banging the chick up the backdoor and after it is all done, you draw a little mustache on her upper lip with your dirty member.
Yeah, thanks.
I’m no Alan-Alda-esque hypersensitive bleeding heart by a longshot, but the list of ‘sex acts’ this originated on has been bouncing around the internet for some time, and it’s some brutally misogynistic shit. I’d sincerely hope anyone who actually attempted anything in that list ended up with his testicles in his sinuses.
:eek:
My guess is you would be lucky to get your testicles back. But I don’t think anyone is stupid enough to actually try it.
My wife and I saw the “Jenny from the Block” video, or whatever the fuck it is, last night. There’s a shot of Aflac strokin’ his palms away on Jenny’s bikini’d ass. We both blinked and were struck open-mouthed.
Oh, and the song itself is retarded.
J-Lo was cool in Selena and Out of Sight. Lately, though, she’s apparently trying to spend her celebrity capital as fast as she can.
Anybody remember MC Hammer?
That’s what I thought.
Well, all I know is, if I were Afleck I’d be giving her a Cleveland Steamer four times a week!
Neurotik - if you please?
Wheeeeeee!
We’re fighting ignorance AND slamming that one dimensional mega-bore J.Lo!
Oh, no! Not at all! It’s instructions for the impregnation ceremony (honeymoon). Or worse yet! WAKE UP, BEN! IT’S A TRAP!
Don’t forget to yell out “DIRTY SANCHEZ!!!”, while you doing that last part.
This thread is by far the strangest quasi-hijack I’ve ever seen.
I can’t believe I’ve lived this long without ever hearing “putting a map of Hawaii on her back.”
I can believe that I understood what you meant as soon as I read it.
I think I’d really rather not develop into the bizarre sex acts answer man of the SDMB so I think I’m going to leave this one alone.
It’s when you wait for your soon to be ex-SO to fall asleep after sex and then take a crap on his/her chest. Frankly, I don’t think J-Lo would put up with that more than once.
learning new words and phrases here
The above sentiment is what goes through my mind every single time I see that piece-of-crap video.
Like, what, we’re supposed to take her word for it? :rolleyes:
I wonder if puffy tried that one on her. Btw feel free to relinquish your title to google.
That’s probably for the best. Although, sometimes people posting these definitions helps quite a bit. It took me quite a while to figure out what felching was.
I still don’t know. I’m such an innocent.
For the love of Cecil, NOBODY ENLIGHTEN Witch, PLEASE!!
I’m still reeling from everything else I’ve learned today.