You know, I was going to make a thread commenting on the fact that I saw Jennifer Lopez’s bare breasts on non-pay cable (USA) tonight, before 9 PM even, and then I saw this thread. Figured starting a new one for her breasts alone wouldn’t be necessary.
So was Duck Duck Goose…
we were actually sitting here discussing what it could possibly mean, and Boxer said he thought it meant like when you scratch somebody’s back all up, and I said, “But that’s like a woman scratching a guy’s back, and I’m pretty sure the OP is a guy, and he said he wanted to do it to her, so, huh?”
What about a round of Kandahar Broccoli?
You’re welcome!
Oh my God! Boxer is Mr. Goose? And his introduction to the board was the Great Turdburglar Hijack of 2002? I don’t know whether to laugh my butt off or hang my head in shame.
Welcome to the SDMB, Boxer!
Oh man … I’m just dreaming of doing the Cuban Defector with the J., after saddlebagging 'er. I’d finish with a hot air balloon.
Ok, the “Flying Camel” makes for a funny mental image.
The rest of 'em are evil.
Is it just me, or is her latest video just a major ego-fest? The song is supposed to be about her roots, per se, but the whole video is shots of her wearing expensive things, on a yacht, and with Affleck.
When I first heard the song, I thought the video would be about how, underneath the fame, she’s just a “normal” person.
Guess not.
Nah.
I hardly think that’s gonna be on his mind while he’s putting a map of Hawaii on her back.
You know what I mean?
I actually used to have a little respect for Ben before the whole J Lo thing… the Kevin Smith movies… even when he was with Gwynnie… I’d even almost consider seeing his movies at the cinema (and not just on video!) but now…
::shakes head sadly::
Well, hell. She’s still Jenny from the block as shown in this pictorial, where she picks her nose and… yeach.
OK, my turn. In my very sick imagination, I can’t come up with a definition for this one. Does it have anything to do with Poopie?
Nope. I just made it up.
I would be honored to take a dump on J-Los chest.
Good for you Ryan. You wouldn’t happen to have just seen Not Another Teen Movie , would you have?
Yes, but I couldn’t resist using that term for J-Lo!
Michael Ellis, I completely fell for that “Kandahar Broccoli” thing. Don’t be surprised if you come to find out that you’ve just started an Urban Legend.
I can’t watch J-Lo. She gets me too riled up.
They really should make an English/Pervertese dictionary.
I always wear a fur coat and full makeup on the beach. C’mon girls, admit it. You do too.
If you are over 18, come down to DC and I’ll let you experience some of the terms firsthand, Witch. I mean, if you want to know that badly.
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