Yet another instants where the “barfy” smiley should come in…
Come on Mods…Give us a barfy smile…We need one!
Me too, I just like to keep it real.
And, word, to LolaCocaCola. I was punishing myself for some sin in my past by watching the J.L. Revealed with Jules Asner on E! and I had to switch it after about 8 minutes after an ungodly amount of "Do you know what I mean?"s. When she says it, she even scrunches up her face as if to convey that even she has no idea what the hell she’s talking about.
I hate, hate, HATE her.
Go away J. Ho! (That’s my husband’s pet name for her)
Kandahar Brocolli is the act of her standing on her head with her legs spread apart under his chin as he ahem gives her oral pleasure.
Oral pleasure? I don’t understand.
He brushes her teeth! 
Neurotik…no thanks. I fear my learning process would suffer as I wouldn’t respond well to what seems to be a total lack of sense of humor on your part.
I can’t watch that video any more when it comes on. You have to wonder what she is thinking…doesn’t she see how ricidulous it is?
Me? Lack of sense of humor? You must be thinking of some other Neurotik.
That explains so very much. Yet, somehow, also confuses so much more.
Smeghead, Don’t you get any oral pleasure from brushing your teeth? I mean, the toothpaste I use is so tingly and refreshing–very pleasurable indeed. 
Yeah, but while the girl is standing on her head? Pasty lather would probably dribble into your sinuses. Not good times. Bad times.
Just what I’ve always wanted! :evil grin:
Wha wha what? I hate J. Lo as much as the next red blooded American and to be honest, I don’t even think she’s that hot. But whenever a celeb bares it I just have to see it for some reason. What movie was this in? or have I been wooshed 
You’re supposed to brush her teeth?
I misunderstood the manual. I suspected it was an awkward position for a reading of Virginia Woolf’s The Waves, but you know, I’ll try anything once.
Me, too.
You know, I hang out with guys mostly, about 90% of my time, and sometimes I even think I’ve heard all their slang terms for various male obesssions… and then something like this comes along to remind me that yes, I am female and not privy to all the nooks and crannies of the male world.
[wrties down “put a map of Hawaii on her back” under appropriate category in the male-female/female-male dictionary…)
Broomstick: I’m with you on that, and I think I’m actually somewhat pleased.
‘Out of Sight’ was the movie. It’s a very brief scene, a quick cut of Ms. Lopez bouncing across a bed, she may have been nude but I am not sure, it was less than a second but I did see nipples.
They were making a big deal on USA about how they were showing movies with the good stuff left in for Christmas, and this was one of them. They muted out a lot of the cursing, but it seems the full violence and nudity was left in.
I don’t get it. Why, if you don’t like someone, would you waste any energy thinking about them? And then go to the trouble of posting about them?!
Is J.Lo a talented actress and singer? Who cares? Is she everywhere? Who cares? Is she a phony? WHO CARES?
Sheesh, people. She has found a way to get people to pay her LOTS of money to do what she does. Let her have her gravy train ride. If you don’t like it, don’t buy her albums or go see her movies. Is it really worth ranting about? Give her credit for making herself such a sought after talent and succeeding. If it isn’t for you, move on and go support something you like.
She is young, beautiful and, be it from luck or talent or a couch, successful. Let her do what she will with it.
Is she the next MC Hammer (here today, gone tomorrow) or Madonna (not so fleeting success)? WHO CARES?
You, apparently.
Someone doesn’t like someone, and for whatever reason, they post a message about it. Several other someones either agree, disagree, or feel the need to discuss the intimate metaphorical ties between Pacific maritime geology and back-squacking.
You, in turn, come along and add your two cents, inexplicably congealing your argument around the idea that you don’t give a shit and neither should anyone else.
But you gave a shit about our giving a shit to a shitty enough degree to tell us we shouldn’t give a shit…so what’s your point?
I can’t wait til Ben gets to his senses and gives Jen the boot.
I would love to be the fly on the wall when that happens.
I hear she is very “Family Oriented”, A member of her family needs to say to her “You have been married twice and not even for a year with each marriage you are barely in your thirties, and you are heading into your third marriage” maybe we should call Elizabeth Taylor, cause she sure has gone through some men.
Your point is taken, apotheosis.
If I cared, I’d argue it.