Hey baby, I brush, floss, bleach, and use three kinds of mouthwash. 
And I wear full makeup on the beach (and pretty much everywhere).
I only wish I had a fur coat. 
No, no, no! That’s the HOT LUNCH.
A Cleveland Steamer is when you wrap your partner in celophane before you poop on them. That’s how I learned it, anyway.
My new fave is “Putting the Dog in the Bathtub.” Can anyone guess what this one is? Gwan, guess…
I can guess, but I don’t want to…
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…would the girl need her mouthwash afterwards? :eek:
The online version is not updated anything like enough, but Viz Comic’s “Roger’s Profanisaurus” is worth a browse.
In the magazine, two recent additions were worthy of committing to memory :
Dirty Bristow. Sexual act performed by a woman on a standing man. She’s kneeling behind him, er, orally pleasuring his… y’know… and at the same time using one hand to manually stimulating his … um … whatnot. All will become clear if you remember that Eric Bristow was and is a very famous darts player.
Ant & Dec. A pornographic picture, generally a from behind close-up of shaven female genitals, ie you can plainly see a bald twat and a little arsehole. You won’t get this if you don’t know who Ant McPartlin and Declan Donelly are.
I think Ms Lopez was also showing a bit of tit in Money Train too…
I always wonder why she constantly talks about how ‘real’ she is, when she only ever sings about love, or how ‘real’ she is. Can you be ‘real’ about how ‘real’ you are?
It’s also kind of funny how she never said a word about the Bronx, or the block, until it became popular, in the Hip Hop culture, to do so. Being from the Bronx doesn’t make you a tough ghetto queen, honey.
I doubt her upbringing was all too arduous either.
Well, if she wants a more tingly sensation, then sure.
[sub]I really hope no one is buying this.[/sub]
For those who cant picture what a Dirty Bristow is, it is also known as a Dirty Trombone.
Oh, that’s MUCH clearer. Wha?
Wait, scratch that, I probably don’t want to know anyway. :o
ok, mime playing a trombone.
Then is that just a fancy term for ‘fisting’? 
Note to self: Enter these in Palm pilot for future reference.
your hand isnt entering anything.
Oooooooh. Okay. Well, that’s already in my repertoire.
Try “Rusty Trombone”… the mouthpiece is rusty, i.e. encrusted with brown stuff.
Goddamnit I play the trombone, well I might have to quit now. I can’t believe it, I thought I knew a thing or two about sex, after reading this thread I now know I know nothing.
Since you are now giving all these phrases, here’s a place where you can find more (or the meaning of them):
I’d like to give her a nice rodeo. That’s where you invite a bunch of friends over who go and hide in the closet. You then bring the person you intend to ride over. You turn the lights off, get all romantic, and when things heat up and get going nice, your friends jump out of the closet, turn on the lights, and start hollerin’ and Yee-Hawin’ and cheering you on, while someone records how long you can stay on . . .
The record is 28 sec. I’ think I could get 3 minutes on J-Lo. . .
DaLovin’ Dj
It wouldn’t have to be all of Hawaii, would it?
Seems like just Pearl Harbor would do.
Never mind! Never mind! I thought we were talking about a BJ with some stroking involved!
You mean, like, 1983?
Reuben, it interested me that the most comprehensive listing of odd sexual maneuvers I have seen was in a British magazine, and you are in Britain as well. Can we assume that the market has been cornered?
By the way, “putting the dog in the bath” means to insert your testicle into your partner’s chocolate starfish. The maneuver is so named as a metaphor for how difficult and slippery the whole operation is.
The payoff is great, though.