South Park 4/16: Is J. Lopez known as a bitch?

Jennifer Lopez a bitch?

I don’t know, since I’ve never met her. From what I hear, though, the people in her old neighborhood would sooner give her a curb job than a blow job. Err… I mean block party.

:wink:

I could kind of see why, though. Can you imagine if there were a hundred people gossiping on the internet the next day about how much you grunt when you poop?

originally posted by js_africanus

Nah, I don’t buy that it leads to actual sexual abuse. For me anyway, there’s a big difference between drooling over underage girls and actually dating them. Ever tried to have a real conversation with a 16-year old?

Their nice to look at, though. Come on man, the Delia’s girls are HOT!

Neither do I. But that’s not the point. The point is that if that is not child porn, then Cartman jacking off Affleck is even less so.

:confused: How old are you? I’m not that much older than the Delia’s girls and I don’t find them attractive at all. Most of them are at that akward stage where their heads are bigger than their bodies.

Tacos? Come on, everyone knows she tastes like Puffy.